Me: *chilling in my room*
Dad: FBI OPEN UP
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Me: *watching tv*
Dad: *smacks my ass*
Me: ...
Me: *hurt noises*

Me: *trying to sleep*
My Dad and sister: CALIFORNIA GIRLS-

Me: *eating breakfast*
Dad: *stars singing the most INSANE toilet humor song*
Me: WHAT THE FU-

Dad: *starts playing the most innapropriate song over a speaker*
Me, my 11 yr old sister, and my 6 yr old sister: ...
Me: WHAT THE HECK-