So before you read this chapter- just know that my dad uses Siri to do EVERYTHING!!!

Dad: *trying to get Siri to respond* Siri?

Dad: Siri?

Dad: Siri?!

Sister: Siri!

Dad: Siri!!!

Dad: SIRI!!!

Dad: SIRI!!!

Dad: SIRI!!!

Mom: *turns to me* Answer him Serena.

Siri is when of my many... Many... Many... Nicknames...

Also a bird tried to kill me....