MY BROTHER IS EVIL

HE JUST SHOT ME IN THE EYE WITH A NERF GUN

AND ITS THE SAME EYE THAT GOT SHOT LAST TIME (YES THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE)

I can still see which is nice but it HURTS LIKE I GOT HIT IN THE EYE WITH A HAMMER

MY EYES WONT STOP WATERING AND ITS REALLY ANNOYING AND IT FREAKING HURTS

MAYBE I CAN WEAR AN EYEPATCH AFTER THIS
THAT WOULD BE FUN

I NEED A PIRATE NAME

YEAH IM GONNA GO GET AN ICE PACK
BYE

BUT SERIOUSLY I NEED A PIRATE NAME