So before you read this: REMEMBER THAT MY FAMILY IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AND THIS IS ACTUALLY A NORMAL THING FOR ME.

Anyway: here's what just happened:
((Mina and Breanna are both my friends btw))

Me: *skyping ((yes I have a Skype account)) with Breanna and Mina*
Brother: *walks into my room and starts to drag me off of my bed*
Mina: who the heck is that?!
Breanna: No! Nick!! (That's my Brothers name) don't drag her away!
Me: *screaming help over and over again*
After a long period of struggling and "accidentally" punching my brother in the face, he left
Me: *sits on bed again*
Mina: okay- who was that?! EXPLAIN THYSELF
Me: my brother- he said he would be back so-
Me: Ohh no...
Me: he went into his room
Mina: what does that me-
Me: he has the sword!!! ((Yes my brother owns exactly 12 swords... Yes my family is insane.))
Mina: the what?!
Breanna: *laughing*
Brother: *walks into my room again, this time with one of his swords*
Me: *throws hands up in surrender*
-----if you were viewing this from one of my friends Point of views, it would look like he was threatening to slit my freaking throat. ((Except the sword was about 5 inches away from my neck)) I felt like a hostage.....

Me: *slowly walks out of the room with my brother following me with the sword pointed at my back*
Brother: *goes back into his room to put sword away*
Me: *takes this chance and quickly dashes back into room*
Me: hello!
Mina: Are you okay?!
Breanna: don't worry sword threats from her brother are entirely normal.
Mina: ...Serena... your family is crazy....
Me: where did you think I got my crazy from?
Me: •••
Me: if you think that's crazy- I should tell you about what happened when they used babysit me...
Mina: ...what happened...?
Me: they would either ductape me to a chair or lock me in a dog cage...
Mina+Breanna: *both laughing*
Brother: *walks in and starts to drag me off my bed again*
Mina: Sir-bre-re!!!!
Me: HES HANDCUFFING MY ANKLES!!!!! *inhuman screaming*
Mina: are you serious?! *laughs*
Brother: *leaves me squirming in handcuffs and looks at the camera on my laptop*
Brother: hello people I haven't met before!
Mina: umm... Hi...?
Breanna: hi Nick!
Me: *continues to struggle in handcuffs* WHERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE HANDCUFFS NICK!
Mina: you handcuffed Serena?!?!
Brother: well goodbye! *turns off my Skype*
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So that happened...
Yes my family is crazy
Yes I am crazy
Yes I'm okay
Yes my friends were amused by it
Yes this happens on a daily basis