I have too many ways to say 'hi'

Except the actual way I say hi to my friends, I walk over and say.
"Hi! I'm obnoxious!"
Yep.

I lost a bet so I have to introduce myself like that to every new person I meet and all my friends, for the rest of the year.

Remind me never to bet that I can beat a person who's I track and cross country at a race around the track.

Me: *angrily whispers*
Curse you Sarah!!!