In celebration of the followers, 8k views and 1k votes, (thank y'all so so much), I've decided to go on another hunt for old art! And well what do we have here? 57 old art that are so cringey that they should never see the light of day again! Since Wattpad only allows 20 pictures limited, we have 3 parts to go!

+A lot of me telling random facts of myself and me commenting on my own old trash, you can skip through if you don't want to see me talk some random stuff, also Slight swearing! I hope ya don't mind!+

Cover your eyes ladies, gents and non-binary pals out there! Things may get bloody at certain points, ....by that I mean your eyes will be bleed- oh well let's not keep you waiting any further!

Remember somewhere down the line of chapters there was one particular sans drawing that was on paper? Well this abomination was behind it!

It's so old even I decided to put a date on it! (I never bothered to put dates on them-) As you can see my fellow humans and furries and other animal species, this was just last year-
(I'm very sorry if this offends anyone directly and or indirectly)
On the 13th of June 2019. How much my style has gotten more terrible~

Moving on!

When your boi/gurl can't even get colouring right:
yeah that's me!
The one style where I used to always feel proud of.

So basically, this was a timeline of what I thought would happen in the future.
/The black splotch is my sir name, don't worry about it./
I was about 8 when this happened-
I did predict my future somewhat though. Till now I wear glasses. So that's true.
Pfft- my tiny child brain never knew much of this world really, marry at 39 and have kids at 40?
Nice tiny child me, forever single til 39.
Also I used to wish to move to Hawaii and or Finland and I don't remember in the least bit why-

I doodle sometimes- this is the tordle from eddsworld that belongs to Edward Gould (Rest in peace).

New hairstyle on a unsuspecting victim- I wish.
Tried doodling Virgil Sanders from 'A lesson In practicality' by RobinDraws. (I like their style)
Went horribly wrong and voila! My style shows most of its true colours-

The drawing below maybe sensitive to some, I really don't know.

Warning!
If you're sensitive/uncomfortable to someone losing their head and or elevators, just skip past this one. You have been warned!

Allow me to finish the sentence:
'DO NOT PUT YOUR HEAD IN LIFTS!'

You can not expect to give a child a book with free spaces to draw when the book is about being careful while using public services!
Don't worry, this is the only one in the book with the most gory images of a mind of an 8 year old.

(I'm almost 13 and I've seen bloodier things- what an improvement-)

As you can see, this is a distinct artifact of how weird children work-

I was into Pokémon a lot younger, and most of these are gonna be Pokémon drawings anyway so what fun we'll have!
And yes that was how I used to draw heads. ÙwÚ
*laughs maniacally before going to a corner*
Hjsbsjdu-

That my friends is the extinct versions of how I used to draw 'sparkly eyes.'

We've went through different versions of me trying out eyes and that! That my wonderful friends is our 2nd prototype -w-

...oh god the nose, and this is why I never usually draw noses heh-

Ahhahahhaha, I rEalLY LiKEd PiKAChu a Lot-

....Is.....is that a knife pikachu's holding?
Or is it a needle?
:0 maybe it's a middle finger!
I really don't know, Tell me what you think it is in the comments -w-

And yes l. that is how trees work because I can't draw branches-
See

Uh yeah, there was an address on it, but I don't remember what that was for, it was like directions basically.
You can barely see what it is but I covered it anyways just in case.

Also Onix has a monobrow?!
Facts people-(don't listen to me-)

My friend's name was there and I don't know whether he would like it on or not so I cancelled it.

(Don't worry, we were only 8, he laughed at it as well, and I was not wishing him death)
Yeah that's how a body works.
That hair though, what a 'chef's kiss', isn't it? -not The hand is nicer than what I usually do so I can't do nothing about that.

More Pokémon~
and yes, a horsea clearly has one 'wing' and a tentacool(?) had 3 tentacles-

In case if your eyes have bled since the first one or now when you see this ugly handwriting,:

Pikachu: Knock Knock
Pokéball; Who's there?
Pikachu: who
Pokéball: who who(?)
Pikachu: Stop copying I (are) you a parrot (?)
Sun: ha ha

Look at the arms-

It's Gru- I think...
I think that's a hoodie like thing? Maybe?
He has weird hands and wonky legs-

When you wondered what was inside a pokéball-

I tried my best to make it not go sideways so I'm sorry if it did-

Lion bird man thing: Don't blow a bubble,
                                       a bubble is trouble
Bird: un ho (uh oh)
Bubble: *pop!*

Ok, I can explain- it was a story from a worksheet in school, I had that same book in my bag and decided to draw basically the synopsis of the story- the summary is basically 60-80% of that-

It's begun! Basically the introduction of some of my 'Pokémon OCs' and by that I mean horrible doodles that could possibly brighten up your day-
Also look at that lightbulb-

First victim up! It's called Cutefire?
Basically Teddiursa and Ursaring mashed together-

Dayum was I bias when it comes to stats-

Attack: Confusion/Pretend tobe (to be) cute
Defense: 11199
Speed: 100
Live (Hp): 9999999

Red dot!
Attack: Laser/confusion/teleportation
Defense: Flaping (Flapping) tornado
(How did I spell teleportation correctly but not flapping-)
Live (Hp): 88891
That neck tho-

Magikarp's uglier cousin!-
Uga! (Aka fish-)
Attack: turn into killer whale
(So like magikarp evolves into gyarados, so Uga evolves into Guga)
Defense: 0
Speed: slower than slowpoke
Live (Hp): 10

When you still understand what your younger self was thinking including the ugly handwriting:
Me basically-

Last photo for now!
Guess that Pokémon!
<insert music here>
♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪

It'ssssssssss Snailer!
Attack: 0
Defense: bide (I don't know what's that-)
Speed: slow
Live (Hp): 11110

I kinda like the simple design for this- I probably only do a redraw for him only,

Well, I've finally done part 1!
I'm so sorry this took forever to get out! The other parts possibly would come sooner or later-
I hope y'all stay safe out there!
☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Edit: this whole thing took 1164 words- I wish that would happen when I write my compositions-