I am the only boy in class who reads until midnight. I am the boy who fanboys over jacksepticeye and bashurverse. I am the boy who is really defensive over himself and friends and family. I am the boy who worships melons. I am the boy who fantasies about melons. I am the boy who names the melons I buy(I didn't eat Steve but my family did R.I.P Steve). I am the boy who nearly went to a psychiatric ward for saying 'die'. I am the boy who hangs around with crazy people(Squeaker01,_Dizzy). I am the boy who is so kawaii that he rides a unicorn to school everyday. I am the boy who was on LSD whilst writing this. I m the buy (sounds like M.L.K here lol XD) whao cat tipe for hisss lyfe. I am the boy who is a melon. I am the boy who doesn't do homework. I am the boy who is currently breaking the 4the wall.

I AM THE HOLY MELONE.
Thank you to Squeaker ( note the sarcasm ) I nominanate for this challenge:
_Dizzy
Bluenightfury
Firesparkthewolff