A/N: This is one week late, and I apologize to   for being unprofessional for being unprofessional and not having this up in time. 

I won't give excuses, my behavior (not updating in a month, and not finishing requests when I said  I would) has been unacceptable. I am going to publish an update just talking about why I have been gone.

Also, I joined that "TAP" app that Wattpad put out, my username is 21chemicaldiscoviels- I write text messages!

Original Request:

Do you think you could do a Kobra Kid x Reader, possibly?

This might sound confusing and a really long, drawn out plot but here's what I have in mind, ignore it if you can't do this ahaha;;

You're in a Killjoy group with Missile Kid and Mad Gear (who are twenty|one|pilots IRL, based off a tumblr post). While in an abandoned gas station, you bump into the Fabulous Killjoys and they take you in, thinking you're a lost survivor. As MG and MK find you, the Trans-am drives away, and your fellow killjoys think you're being kidnapped, rushing to their vehicle to get you back.

Jet Star and Kobra Kid is trying to get you to stop moving around so much, confused to why you're refusing to be saved. Kobra finally calms you down somehow, and you're pretty much silent as you're being taken back to HQ. The Fabulous Killjoys introduce themselves, making you feel at home. Kobra did the most help for you, constantly checking if you're alright and giving you side glances. A laser is shot through the window of their hideout. Mad Gear and Missile Kid trying to distract them and kidnap you back.

Kobra stays close to you, thinking it's an attack, and as you see the familiar neon glint of Missile Kid's hair and a laser nearly hitting his comrade, you warn him not to hurt them as they're your friends. Kobra rushes to halt the fight, the six Killjoys apologizing to each other. They soon get along, and as the sun is nearly out, Mad Gear says, "This has been confusing, but fun...Now could we please have our fren back?" Kobra replies, "Only if I-- we, could borrow her every now and then." MG smiles, "We will just have to see." As the reader, MG and MK ride away, MG exclaims "That was SO sick!"

_I made the reader's killjoy name Rusty Rainbow to make it easier_

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You, Missile Kid, and Mad Gear had just walked 3 miles, and, to say the least, you were EXHAUSTED! 

"Hey, Rain, let's split up and look for food and water, these old stores might have something edible." Mad Gear said.

"What is we see Dracs? Then what? We're more vulnerable if we're seperated!" You said, sighing.

"Maybe...but I'm hungry as fuck." Missile was throwing a tantrum, something he often did when he was hungry.

.....

You were walking across the street to the next store, searching for food, when you heard a van pull up. You immediately grabbed your gun, aiming at the tires, when the window rolled down to reveal four killjoys. 

"Hiyah! I'm Fun Ghoul!" A short little boy, possibly a man, yelled out of the window.

"Ghoul, you can't just talk to strangers!" A man with red hair, who appeared to be the leader of the pack, exclaimed.

"But Poison, she's a Killjoy, just like us!"

"What's your name kid?" The man named Poison said, stepping out of the van.

"Rainbow. Rusty Rainbow." You said, putting your gun back in your holster. These boys/men seemed trustworthy enough.

"Well, Rain, if I can call you that. I'm glad we found you. Go ahead and hop into the van." Poison said.

"What? No." You said, slowly backing up.

"Listen, we're not gonna hurt you, we just wanna help you. We understand what it's like to be all alone." While the leader spoke, the three other killjoys slowly circled around you.

"Okayyyy, bye!" You yell, attempting to run away.

"Ray, she's scared and confused, probably dehydrated, grab her!"

"GET OFF OF ME YOU PYSCHO BITCH, HELPPPPP!!!" You're thrashing and kicking, you even attempted to go completely limp, but "ray" picked you up bridal style, and carried you to his van.

"Rusty!" Missile and Gear yelled, running towards you- they must have heard your screams.

"POISON. GEE. RAY." You yelled, telling your friends the names of your kidnappers.

...

"Morning Sunshine." An attractive man with blonde hair says.

"LISTEN YOU MOTHER FUCKER, TAKE ME BACK TO MY FRIENDS!" 

The man was taken aback.

"Friends?" He says, acting confused. "Guys, listen to this." He says, nudging his fellow accomplices.

"Yes, my friends. You kidnapped me you demented monsters."

"Wait, Rusty Rainbow-right? We aren't trying to kidnap you! We didn't know you had friends! We were trying to save you!"

"Shit." Everyone in the van says at once.

*gun noises*

"Rain, get down, get out your gun, and get ready to fight, the blonde headed man says.

"Oka.." Just then, the windshield to the van broke open, spraying glass all over you and the guys.

"Rain, WATCH OUT!" Blonde dude yells, covering you with his jacket.

"Rain? Rain? Are you okay?" You hear to familiar voices yelling, outside of the van.

"STOP THE VAN!" You yell.

As you run out of the car, pulling blondie with you, you collapse into Missile and Gear. Just as there about to start shooting the "kidnappers" who had filed out of the van, you shushed them.

"Let me explain." You laugh.

.........

"Wow." Everyone says collectively, seeing as everyone now understands all of the story.

"Okay..this has been confusing...but fun; however, Missile and I would really like to have our fren back." Gear says, chuckling.

Kobra replies, "Only if we get to see her, and you and Missile, at least once a week!"

"Deal!"

...

On the way back to your base

...

"Dude, that was SICK!"  Missile and Gear says collectively.