Bubble: *angrily presses Lollipop against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?

Lollipop:

Lollipop: are we about to kiss-

Smug Lollipop go brrrrrrr

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Lollipop: *pulls away the curtain while Bubble is showering*

Lollipop: hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios? 

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Bubble, innocent af: what's sexting?

Lollipop, wanting to protect Bubble's innocence: I'm not having this conversation with you

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Bubble: how would you like your coffee?

Lollipop: as dark and bitter as my soul...

Bubble: alright, Gelatin, one milk please!

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Bubble, very tired: can I sleep in your bed?

Lollipop, half asleep: Bubble, this is a queen sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to herself* the queen

This is why you shouldn't wake Lollipop up, even if you're her girlfriend 

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Bubble: let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Lollipop: ok

Bubble: and make out during the scary parts

Lollipop: th-

Lollipop: the scary parts

Lollipop: of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

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Bubble: is something burning?

Lollipop, leaning seductively on the counter: just my desire for you~

Bubble: Lolly, the toaster is literally on fire-

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Lollipop: talk dirty to me Bubs~

Bubble: the dishes

Lollipop: wh-

Bubble: they've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times

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Bubble: are you trying to seduce me?

Lollipop why, are you seduceable?

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Bubble: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you

Lollipop: yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey

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Bubble, describing Lollipop while being drunk: wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Lollipop is? Because Lollipop is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Lollipop: do you like cats?

Bubble: yeah

Lollipop: *tries to impress Bubble by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Bubble: the stars are beautiful tonight

Lollipop: they're just giant balls of gas

Bubble: you know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Lollipop: but none of them is as big as my love for you

Bubble: oh...

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Bubble: so beautiful out here

Lollipop: yeah, just me, you and the moon

Four, from the moon: HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

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Bubble: sorry I was late, I was doing things

Lollipop: hi, I'm "things"

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Bubble: you have to apologize to them, Lolly!

Lollipop: fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that's NOT  the person you fell in love with!

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Lollipop: well, Bubble and I finally did it!

The other Have Cots, Four, X and the Have Nots: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.)

Lollipop: that's right... we kissed!

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Bubble: know why I called you in here?

Lollipop: because I accidentally sent you a nude?

Bubble, pouring two grasses of wine: accidentally?

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Lollipop: relationships should be 50/50. Bubble cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty

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Lollipop: hey, check out my new hoodie

Bubble: you mean OUR hoodie

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Bubble: go fuck yourself!

Lollipop, smugly: sure, it only if you watch~

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Bubble: we've got you on camera!

Lollipop: well I got you... flowers! *pulls out a bouquet of flowers*

Bubble, blushing: uh...

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Bubble: Lolly, I had a dream we fucked

Lollipop: don't worry, Bubs, it was only a dream

Bubble: heh, I wouldn't fuck you!

Lollipop: you wouldn't?

Bubble: w-well unless you want to-

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Lollipop: come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine

Bubble: marry me

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Lollipop: if I'm being extra sarcastic with you, it either means I'm flirting with you or I'm tired of your shit. Have fun figuring out which one

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Ruby: is this plan B?

Bubble: technically, this is plan P

Ruby: plan P? is there a plan M?

Bubb"e: yeah but I marry Lollipop in plan M

Lollipop: I like plan M

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Bubble: the food is too hot, I can't eat it

Lollipop: you're very hot, and I still eats you~

The other Have Cots at the table: *complete silence*

Balloony: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Ruby/Leafy: *screaming*

Teardrop: *face palming intensifies*

Gelatin: one dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Bubble, looking through her closet: where's my top?

Gelatin: Lollipop is in the kitchen 

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Bubble: I'm gonna take a shower, see ya later babe!

Lollipop: whatever, just have fun I guess

Bubble: *leaves the room*

Lollipop, not even a second later: man, I already miss her...

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Well that is it for today! Hope y'all enjoyed!