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Author's Note: Title Fully Inspired By Bimbo The Dog's Swing You Sinners, Enjoy It.

After being introduced to Paris in a musical, we see Sam and Jake walking through the streets of Paris, France.

Jake is taking Sam somewhere special that he used to go as a kid.

Jake: We're here

Sam: Balançoire Toi Pécheurs?

Jake: Swing You Sinners in French, the greatest jazz club in all of France, mama Alcina used to take me here on the weekends

Sam: Aww

Jake: And when I heard her sing, I was spirited away into a different time and I began to dance and sing to jazz

Same and Jake entered the jazz club and saw everybody having a good time, then the jazz band noticed that Colonel François has returned to France.

Scatman Jack: Ah monsieur François has returned home

Jake: Give me some skin, Scatman Jack *high fives Scatman Jack*

Frederico: Glad to see you again, paisano

Marco: Bienvenido back to Swing You Sinners

Jake: Sam meet Scatman Jack

Sam: Delighted to meet you, Scatman Jack

Scatman Jack: Like wise, Miss Samantha Sharp, you're too much

Sam: You're super charming and your music is so different and exciting, it may not be like Smooch or Mick Swagger but it sure has a lot of spirits

Scatman Jack: You know where is at?

Sam: What is at?

Scatman Jack: Well little lady, let me elucidate here *sings* everybody wants to be a cat

Because a cat's the only cats who knows where it's at

Jake: Tell me *starts crooning* Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat

'Cause everything else is obsolete

Scatman Jack: Strickly high button shoes

Jake: Now a square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Scatman Jack: Every time he plays

Jake: But with a square with in the act

You can set music back

Scatman Jack: To the caveman day, cha cha ba dum Bo day

Jake: I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing

Scatman Jack: Still a cat's the only cat

Who knows how to swing

Mikhail: Who wants to dig a long haired gig or stuff like that

Jake & Scatman Jack: When everybody wants to be a cat

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Every time he plays 

Jake: Oh a rinky tinky tinky

Jake & Scatman Jack: With a square in the act, you can set music back to the caveman days

Lily: Oh rink tinky tinky

Jake: Yeah

Jake & Lily: Everybody wants to a cat because a cat's the only cat

Who knows where it's at

While playin' jazz you always has a welcome mat

'Cause everybody digs a swingin' cat

Chao: Oh boy fellas, let's rock the joint

Mikhail: Haha, groovy comrades, haha

Chao: Shanghai, Hong Kong, Egg Foo Young, hahaha, Fortune cookie always wrong, hahaha that's a hot one

Joshua: Let's dance Alcina

Alcina: Yes my love, like old time

Lily: Groovy mama Alcina, Groovy

Scatman Jack: Blow it, small fry, blow it

Lisa: *Blows the trumpet*

Chao: Boy, she blew it

Frederico: But she was close

Sam: *Plays the harp and sings* If you want to turn me on

Play your horn don't spare the tone and blew a little soul into the tune

Scatman Jack: *Plays his trumpet*

Jake: Let's take it to another key

Scatman Jack: Modulate and wait for me

I'll take few ad-libs and pretty soon *plays his trumpet*

Jake: The other cats will all commence

Congregatin' on the fence

Beneath the alley's only light

Sam: Where every note is out of sight

Scatman Jack: *Blows his trumpet one more time*

Scatman Gang: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

Scatman Jack: Hallelujah

Scatman Gang: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

Scatman Jack: I'm telling you

Scatman Gang: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

Scatman Jack: Yeah!!

Scatman Jack: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

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(HERE'S THE SONG, ENJOY IT, ALSO SCATMAN JACK WAS ORIGINALLY SCATCAT CHARLES, WHICH IS BETTER?)