Me: ._.
Person: Do you like seeowers?
Me: What?
Person: Do you like seoers?
Me: Uh... Yeah..
Person: Cool, me too.
Me: .-.

Also:
Me: *Having a coughing fit*
*Nose starts running*
*Closes my mouth to hold my coughs in*
*Coughs through my nose*
Me: Oh no

Also:
Me: *Acts kinda goofy/bossy around someone I know*
Later:
Me: Man I hope they aren't mad at me for fooling around
Me: *Contemplates everything I did today*
Me: MAN