Precious Family Moments Part 2

Hey ho! Back at it again with them family moments! (Get it? Get it? I'll stop.) I wanted to make this yesterday but I had to go to bed... Sooooo- I'LL DO IT NOW BEFORE I LEAVE!

So yesterday in the car when we were near home, my sis started singing that song from Teen Beach Movie "We're not gonna live any other way/ Don't stop, stop the music."

So she started, "So don't stop,"
Then I joined in, "Stop the music."

Then she just stopped.

I shouted "WELL DON'T JUST STOP THE MUSIC!!"

Then she started singing a song about pinacoladas.

So we pull up in the driveway and my mom comments, "It's suppose to be 'pinacoladas'.", and we looked at her strangely.

We tell her that's what she was saying and then she says, "I thought she said 'being a colada'. And we all just laughed.

So leaving the car now and picking up the groceries, my sis sang this, directed to me:

"If you like pinacoladas, then you can hang out with me.
If you don't like pinacoladas, then find yourself a new adoptive family."

"Wouldn't it be better to put 'a new family' instead?"

She said "No, cuz your adopted." Making my family laugh again, and making me wanna sulk in my Uchiha corner.

I walked away and sang under my breath, "If you don't like pinacoladas, then you could go f*ck a tree."
And I laughed maniacally and they asked if I was okay.

They probably think I'm mental, then again we all look like we could be mental so *shrugs*.

My sis wanted to unlock the door so my mom give her the keys.

. . . . . It was an eternity before we got in (maybe 2 minutes), and it wasn't even her who opened it- it was my mom.
XD!

So, I love Vita-Malt right? And my mom bought me some and I was happy!

We were unpacking the bags and my mom mentioned how we were gonna have a big dinner tomorrow, which is today- Sunday.

OMG! NO! ITS PERVY SUNDAY!

Her and my sis start naming of things, to which I scream happily at.

Mom: Ribs (screams happily).

Sis: Macoroni and (screams happily) Shhh! Daddy's sleeping!

Me: Okay...

Sis: and cheese (whisper screams)

Sis: Potato Salad (whisper screams)

Mom: Rice (whisper screams) and peas (whisper screams)

Sis: Homemade Drink (whisper screams). And red velvet cake. (Basically dies whisper screaming)

Mom: And you can't have any!

Me: What?

Then my mom pulls out the Vita-Malts and says, "This is what you're having."

I start walking away about to sulk in my Uchiha corner, but first had to ask "Is it because I'm adopted?"

"Yes, yes it is."

. . . Then I sulked in my Uchiha corner. Why is my family being so rude to me!?!

My dad had cooked soup while we were gone, and my mom sat down at the table with a bowl of it.

She took a sip and said, "This soup is a disappointment."

My sis: Like Nae? (That's a nickname of mine, but she called me by my real name).

I don't think he heard all the conversation, but my dad walked in right at that time and eyed us suspiciously.

Meanwhile I'm sulking in my Uchiha corner. Why is my family making me sulk? My family at home and my online family!?!

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