CONFESSIONS INSPIRED BY DARK---

Me: It's time, guys.

Ren: T-time to do w-what exactly.

Me: *eyes glitter* To spill your darkest secrets.

Me: Let's start with you, Shin!

Shin: Wait, WHAT? What? Nononono. Start with Ren first!

Ren: Master, d-don't abandon me!

Yuki: I'll go first then.

Me: Okay, give it a try.

Yuki: I ate a squirrel, some guy's arm, and a bunch of my big brother's hair.

Me: O-O You did what?

Yuki: *shrugs* I was hungry.

Me: SHIN NEXT

Shin: No.

Me: C'MON

Shin: No

Me: Chocolate?

Shin: *groans* Fine

Shin: I love chocolate.

Me: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

Shin: Wait, everyone?

Ren: I'll spill it for y'all!

Shin: WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yuki: C'mon—it's not that bad, but *cough* *cough* that man's arm didn't taste as bad as I suspected...since he was...*cough* a-a...a...*cough* *flips over*

Me: *cracks knuckles*

Shin: F-fine! I-I....um....*starts coughing* *mumbles* swam in a chocolate bath...

Me: Hmm? Can you say it louder? I couldn't hear it over Yuki's choking.

Shin: *squeezes eyes* I want to die right now. I-I

Ren: SHIN SWAM IN A CHOCOLATE BATH

Yuki: *suddenly revives* Did your sister drown in it?

Shin: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *hesitantly* No?

Anonymous: *shoves Ren* Your turn~!

Ren: U-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Me: Let's come back to you later—MIKA, YOU'RE NEXT.

Mika: N-no.

Me: Dude.

Mika: *starts whimpering* But I-I don't wanna.

Me: *starts swinging around a crowbar*

Mika: W-where did you get that crowbar?

Me: An otaku never shares their secret.

Anonymous: I'll share mine.

Me: Sure.

Anonymous: *sweats a river*

Me: *paddling a canoe*

Anonymous: I FIRED A BAZOOKA IN THE WRONG DIRECTION AND I BLEW THROUGH A BRICK WALL AND FELL TEN STORIES DOWN.

Me: Was it THAT bad?

Anonymous: If my family ever heard about this, I'LL BE TORTURED. *starts crying in a corner* *mumbles* and my clothes burned off.

Mika: I SWITCHED SLEEPING PILLS WITH MY MEDICATION SO I WAS SEDATED THE WHOLE TIME.

Me: *raises eyebrow* Are you sure?

Mika: *starts crying* OKAY, FINE! I NEARLY DROWNED IN A TOILET AND A ONE FOOT DEEP POOL. HAPPY NOW?

Me: Yeah. REEEEENNNNNNNNN

Ren: HAIIIIII

Me: Your confession please?

Ren: Ummm....eto....

Me: I'll show them the pictures *starts chuckling evilly* AHAHAHAHAHAAAA AHAHAHAAAAAA

Ren: I'M A MASOCHIST. THERE IT IS. I HAVE A FREAKING COMPARTMENT FULL OF KNIVES, WHIPS, ROPES, AND...AND...*dies*

Me: *watches all of my OCs die in a river of sweat*