So I'm trying to make a username for an account on an app. So first I did this:

Just "RedLightning". Simple.
Then this showed up:

Hmm...username taken. And who would choose the name RedLightning!!???
This is the second time I tried:

"RedLightningStrike", just like this account.

"Username must be less than 16 characters blahblahblah" I don't care!
I try another:

Ha! "-RedLightning-"

"Username must only contain letters, numbers, and underscores" Just WHY!!??
Yet I try again:

There. "Red_Lightning". Underscore. Bam. You happy sign in machine?

USERNAME TAKEN!!!??? WHO IN THE MULTIVERSE WOULD USE A NAME LIKE " RED_LIGHTNING"!!????

After many failed attempts, it finally accepted one:

"Red_Lightnin". Very original. I had to leave out the "g" BECAUSE THE DUMB SIGN UP SYSTEM IS HORRIBLE!! HORRIBLY MEAN!!!!!