Warning.... contains spoilers for those people who aren't up to date with 'Survivor'

*me going around  my day innocently*

Me- "ignore politics". *reads the political manifesto*

Mom- "wanna watch 'Survivor'?"

Me- "sure" *throws manifesto out the window and turns on the tv*

~~~a few hours later~~~

Mom and I- *jaws dropped*

Mom- "oh no he didn't!"

Me- "he did.....AND HE WILL PAY!!!!"

Mom- "calm down and stop flaming the flames of your fury"

Me- "j can't even anymore"

~even more later when I am texting my grandma~

I  still haven't heard from her..... #foreveralone