i don't even remember what I was actually writing about

i want a Pidge!

Pidge- no you don't!!!!

Lance- tell me again Pidgey. Are you a boy or a girl?

Keith and Hunk- SHUT THE QUIZNACK UP LANCE!!!!

Lance- SHUT UP!!!!! So what are you?

Pidge-*took her helmet off and adjusted her glasses* I am a paladin

Lance- *groans* what's in your pants?

Keith- *grabs Lance* shut up, or I'll mess up your face

Shiro- That's not child appropriate

Hunk- I don't believe this

Lance- cool IT space dad! WHATS IN YOUR PANTS?!

Pidge- *crosses arms over chest* science boy. *pidge leaves*

Wattpad says good morning...that's creepy

apparently I died of cancer

i died of consuming cancer

Lilly doesn't want to know

Dogshank tossed a sword to a five year old

dogshank tossed Lilly a table

NO! That's your girlfriend you're talking to and she's not Heather!!!!!

Shiro asked if his girlfriend was hungover