You know that famous joke that you grew up with as a kid why did the chickens cross the road? Well in Georgia its illegal for a chicken to cross a road ya I can picture right now.....

Cop is driving down the road.

chicken crosses.

Cop gasp and stops car.

cop YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING THE LAW THIS IS NOT CROSSY ROAD MR!

Chicken looks at him with a derp face.

Cop puts cuffs on him

My work here is done he walks back to the cop car with the chicken

The cuffs fall off the chicken and the chicken disappear into the tall grass

Cop turns around and notices the chickens gone.

Cop WE GOT A RUNNER!!!

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