Alright. The first one I had was on Wednesday. I went to this ropes course in some town I've never heard of. I guess you could say it was fun. I mean, bugs didn't want to quit flying in my face so...that was an issue. Also, I had to order a lunch awhile back and I chose the Cheese Sandwich...

Wait

I just realized something

That's the name of a character in Mlp.

Oh lord I haven't watched that in weeks. Whoops. I'm such a child.

Anyways, when I got the cheese sandwich, it was cold. Like...the cheese wasn't melted. I wish it was a grilled cheese sandwich. That would've made me happy.

At the ropes course, I ended up doing on of the rope thingies out of 500,000,000,000,000

I'm not scared of heights, it's just the thought of falling is what terrifies me the most. Even though you are on a harness.

The one I did was some thing you had to walk through on tiny logs that shook every time you stepped on them. I actually got across safely. I think it was because one of my friends randomly screamed "Kyo" Probably that.

Whelp, lets enter the real fun, shall we??

The first things I did there were the "low ropes" aka, 2 out of 3 things had ropes involved.

The first one was thing game of my group (which consisted of 11 people I think) having to balance ourselves on some board without tipping over when we sang "Row row row your boat" or whatever the song is called.

Yeah, eventually we balanced it. It look ages, since we had no idea what we were doing.

Next thing was we had to hold hands with people and try to go through these ropes without breaking the chain or accidentally hitting the ropes. Well, that failed big time. I kept hitting the ropes. Hey, I was always a failure in limbo so....that explains it.

Finally...the most horrific experience in my life.

We played this game called Peanut Butter??? I forget what it was actually called but, I'm going to explain this game using volcanoes instead of PB

Anyways, you have to swing across the lava onto a platform. Sounds easy??

Wrong!!!

My first time swinging...I fell on my knees and now they are covered with bruises. Also, I was wearing my favorite pair of black leggings so they got dirty. Cries.

After 1000 years of having to restart the game because people could barely make it onto the platform, it was finally my turn. Again.

I was so embarrassed!! I could not go onto the platform at all!! I tried my hardest to jump on the rope, but it just didn't want me on it.

Some people did it so gracefully, but then you have me who ends up face down on the ground covered in dirt.

Face down in the dirt
She said, this doesn't hurt!!

Lol sorry that's one of my favorite songs if you haven't noticed.

Anyways...I wanted to cry so badly since I could not make it onto that platform. I would rather through myself into a volcano than embarrassing myself trying to swing.

Le single tear.

Well, at least when I was waiting in line, my friends and I sang the Pokémon theme song. The councilor or whatever she was, sang along too and it made me happy. Like, we need true Pokémon fans, kids. Not those babies that just play Pokémon Go.

That's unnecessary, people!! We don't need those fake fans. Ew, they disgust me.

Whelp...I guess that was all for the first field trip. Let's do the second one now.

I went to Canobie Lake Park today.

Well, I'm constantly going to canobie every year, but this was the first year I came with my school friends. Normally, I'm with church friends but they aren't as cool. I mean, one of them is because I got her into anime....yeah. Life right there. I'm trying to make her like Miraculous Ladybug but she refuses to watch it. Like, bro. Calm down.

Anywho, I went on a bunch of rides. The first one we went on was the Log Flume aka the ride where you ride in a log and gradually approach your grave aka the ride my friend lost his hat on.

Yeah. Rest In Peace, hat.

Thankfully, I didn't get that wet on it. Just a few droplets of water on my shorts and arms, that's it.

However

My friends and I made the worst decision ever

We decided to go on The Boston Tea Party

Before I talk about it, let's just take a moment to ponder why there's a ride about Boston when we are in New Hampshire??

Whelp, let's talk about this nightmare.

So, you walk into the line and wait for an available boat. Once you are on, you slowly ascend into the heavens, turn slightly, then begin to fall back down to hell.

Now, this is a water ride. When you hit the bottom of that slide thing, there is a splash...

A large splash.

One of my friends chickened out and decided he would hold the bags, which had my phone in it. Thankfully, he moved out of the way before the water could drench him.

My friends and I asked another person who just came off the ride where we get the least wet. She said the back, so that's where we sat.

Yeah...apparently there's no such thing as "least wet" on this ride.

It's either you get wet or you get wet.

Guess what happened to us?

We got soaked. Badly.

Well then.

Good thing I protected my face. I had makeup on and I did not want to have it ruined. I didnt need to make a fool out of myself again, thank you very much.

So after that fiasco, we decided to go on some rides that could dry us.

We went on one of the most hardcore rides there:

The Dragon Coaster!!!

It wasn't that scary. I was being sarcastic if you couldn't tell. Seriously, what is with people these days?? They don't understand that my third language is sarcasm.

I mean, I don't constantly use it, but it's common for me to be sarcastic about things.

I think that's it. I'm not going into detail on all of the stuff we did. Though, I never got my ice cream. Cries.

I wonder what I will be doing on the last day of school. I paid for a 3 day field trip but the third is a surprise. It's probably something stupid. Idk.

Whelp, I hope you understand my suffering. This is why I'm not meant to go on field trips. I end up finding a way to make a mistake. My life is a mistake so I'm used to it.

Although, I finally went on a Ferris Wheel. It was my first time on one so yeah. It was fun I guess. Except the part when my friends and I stopped at the top. The cart was moving back and forth and...it was spooky. In not scared of heights...but staying in the air for 50 years will probably make me never want to go on one of those ever again.

Epilogue

Me: *goes into shower* OUUUUCCCHHHHH GOOODDDDD WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY ARMS!!! *looks at arms* OH GOD I GOT SUNBURNED!!!! *puts head in water. Feels more pain* OWWWSWWS WHAT??? MY EARS GOT SUNBURNED TOO??? GREAT!! GOTTA LOVE LIFE!!!

-Nikki