From the graces of my brother...

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(Narrated in Morgan Freeman's voice)

One day, Kirito was taking a dump when he realized... there was no toilet paper.

"ASUNA!" He shouted, hoping she had toilet paper with her. However, Asuna thought he was being attacked.

She barged into the bathroom, sword in hand. "What is it?! Kirito..."

"Do you have any toilet paper...?" Kirito laughed awkwardly.

"IDIOT!" She yelled in response and stomped her way downstairs.

In the end, no toilet paper was given.