Hello! This is a Hikari (Hikaru x Haruhi) story, and this was written by my fabulous friend who I shall not name. *cough cough* @AlexisDoodle *cough cough* She wrote this in my notebook and doesn't publish her stories, so I will start to get her work out there (you can thank me later).

"Haruhi," Hikaru whispered into Haruhi's ear. "I have to tell you something~!"

Haruhi lazily turned her head to him. She spat at the ground and shouts, "What is it?!"

"I-I'm actually a-a unicorn!" He stuttered.

"Fuck you!" she cried, "I'm a horse!"

I would like to write something for Alexis: YOU WROTE THIS IN MY FANFICTION NOTEBOOK! THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT KILL ME!!

Ps Don't kill me, please!