Topic requested by: @fairytailfreakphoebe

Inspired by: Ambamba (read their story: 'What if Fairy Tail Had Facebook' it's so funny!)

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"Ne, Natsu~" Lucy chirped.

"Whaaat?" Natsu asked.

"Have you heard of One Direction?"

"DID I HEAR THE NAME OF ANGELS?!" Mirajane screamed as she dropped the glass cup she was cleaning.

"I HEARD IT, TOO!" Gajeel yelled, bursting through the guild doors. Gajeel had gone on a mission in Crocus yesterday, so this scared everyone in the guild.

Mira ran over to Gajeel and took his hands (which angered Laxus, which angered Freed) and they jumped around, squealing together.

"Is Gajeel sick?" Natsu asked Lucy.

Lucy suddenly had on a doctor's uniform and glasses. "Why yes he is." She said while adjusting her glasses. "I would say it's the One Direction Infection." She answered in a serious tone.

A random person in the guild then shouted, "PRESCRIBE ME, LULU-CHAN!"

Without saying a word Natsu got up and punched whoever it was that yelled that, then sat back down next to Lucy. "That's a MAN!" Elfman yelled once Natsu sat down.

Mira and Gajeel kept squealing and then Romeo and Wendy came through the guild doors. "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BIEBS!" They yelled and Gajeel and MiraJane stopped jumping. "Nani?" Mira asked with an evil glare.

"Did I just hear that accursed name?" Gajeel asked with the same look as Mira.

"HARRY WEARS WIGS!" Romeo yelled and a fangirl fight broke loose.

"What do they have, Luce?" Natsu asked Lucy.

"They have a terrible case of..." She said dramatically.

"Of what?!" Natsu started to panic.

"Bieber Fever." She finished.

Other guild members had joined the fangirl fight. You could hear their yelling all the way in Pergrane Kingdom, for Mavis' sake!

"WHO EVER DOUBTS LOUIS' ANGELICNESS SHALL DIE BY MY BLADE!" Erza roared.

"THOSE WHO DOUBT JB'S CANADIANNESS SHALL BE FROZEN!" Gray yelled back.

"Juvia is sorry, Gray-sama, but NIALL NEEDS TO BLOW JUVIA'S HORAN!!" Juvia yelled

And it continued like that until Makarov entered the fight. "MY FIVE BABIES ARE BETTER THAN ONE ADOLESCENT WANNABE ANYTIME OF THE DAY!"

Wendy stared at him in disbelief. "JB IS THE BABY, OLD MAN!" She yelled. Romeo had to hold her back so she wouldn't hurt any One Direction fan.

"Are they all sick?" Natsu asked Lucy.

Lucy adjusted her glasses dramatically and said, "I'm afraid so."

"How do they get better?'"

"You treat the One Direction Infection with Bieber Fever, and vice versa. I am afraid, there is no absolute cure to stop this." She said while dramatically wiping a tear from her eyes.

A few seconds later, the guild doors were kicked down and they reviled the Twin Dragons of Sabertooth and their exceeds. Happy and Carla had joined the fangirl fiasco, so Natsu and Lucy were alone at the bar.

"BILIEBER FOR LIFE!" Sting and Lector yelled in unison. Rogue and Frosch glared at them and yelled, "ZAYN IS LOVE, ZAYN IS LIFE!"

"They have it, too, right?" Natsu guessed. Lucy nodded.

"Soon this epidemic will spread throughout the continent and we will destroy ourselves one fangirl at a time." She informed him.

"What?!" Natsu said in panic mode again.

"Soon, we will fall victim to their diseases, too." Lucy said while looking at the floor.

"We will survive." Natsu said with a determined voice.

"No we won't I thi-"

"Huh?" Natsu asked in confusion.

"HARRY'S LUSCIOUS LOCKS ARE WHAT MAKE MY DAY!!" Lucy yelled.

"N-No thus can't be happening!" Natsu yelled and collapsed on the floor. When he got up he yelled, "LIAM, BE THE FATHER OF MY UNBORN CHILD!"

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This is what happens when I read 1D and JB arguments and are given suggestions. Your welcome, fans of these artists. I'm actually not a fan of either XD but I thought this would be fun to write. Sorry if I spelt anything wrong.