Mic: Lighty, what do you have there?

Lightbulb, holding a black kitten: A kitty!

Mic, intrigued: Where'd you find that?

Lightbulb: Well, I was walking around in the park and I heard noise in one of the bushes, and I looked and saw this lil fella. First he wanted to scratch me, so I was like "wow, what a punk lil guy!" Then, I thought of you and how you enjoy rock music so much, and I decided to call him Rocky.

Mic: *blushes* Awww...

I thought of this some night and I LOVE this idea so much I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN!!!