10 things I know about you

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter p without parting your lips

4. You just attempted to say the letter p without parting your lips

6. You are laughing at yourself.

7. You skipped number 5

8. You went back to see if there was a number 5

9. You laugh because you think you are an idiot (not to offend anyone)

10. You are sharing this with people you know.