Yeah I'm just gonna give y'all these incorrect quotes because I don't have any ideas yet. Enjoy!

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Sadness: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- 

Joy: I wrote you a poem. 

Sadness, already crying: You did?

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Joy: Are you busy? 

Sadness: Yes. 

Joy: Cool, listen to this.

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Joy: Two brooooos! 

Sadness: Chillin' in a hot tub! 

Joy: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! 

Sadness: 

Joy: 

Sadness: *tearing up* 

Joy: Babe, c'mon... 

Sadness: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. 

Joy: Babe...

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Sadness: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. 

Joy: That's great, Sadness. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Sadness: Did it hurt when you fell- 

Joy: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt- 

Sadness: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. 

Joy: ... 

Sadness: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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*Joy and Sadness are in Paris.* 

Joy: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? 

Sadness: But... 

Joy: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... 

Sadness: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? 

Joy: Yeah. 

Sadness: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. 

Joy: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Sadness: Okay, alright.

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Sadness: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake. 

Joy: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear. 

Sadness: ... 

Sadness: You mean ring bearER, right? 

Joy: ...

Sadness: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. 

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Sadness: I'm very scary. 

Joy: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. 

Sadness: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. 

Joy: And small. 

Sadness: 

Sadness: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess. 

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Joy: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. 

Sadness: Wednesay.

Joy: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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Joy: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? 

Sadness: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Sadness: The Ocean is a soup. 

Joy: 

Joy: Do elaborate. 

Sadness: What are needed for something to be a soup? 

Joy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.   

Sadness: *Tilts head* 

Joy: The Ocean is a Soup. 

Sadness: The Ocean is a Soup. 

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Sadness: I'm never having a debate with Joy again, she literally started her argument with "Riddle me this." 

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Sadness: *lying down and crying* 

Joy: There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?

This is just canon, I can't.

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Joy: Sadness, can I ask you a question? 

Sadness: Sure, anything. 

Joy: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone? 

Replace "house" with "circle" and you got a canon deleted scene from Inside Out

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Sadness: Are you reading fan fiction? 

Joy, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. 

Sadness: Oh, is it on AO3? 

Joy: This is CNN.

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Joy: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?  

Sadness: ICARUS?

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Sadness: Joy, do you love me? 

Joy: Of course I do! 

Sadness: Would you still love me if I did something bad? 

Joy: Well, of course I... would... 

Sadness: I mean something really, really— 

Joy: Sadness, what did you do?

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Joy: How are you today? 

Sadness: Please don't make me think about my life.

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Joy: Guess what I'm about to get! 

Sadness: On my nerves.

I'm sure Sadness got so tired of Joy's happy-ass shit before Joy realized how important Sadness was lmfao

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Sadness: Hey. 

Joy: Hey? 

Sadness: I can't sleep. :/ 

Joy: I can. Goodnight.

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Joy: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along? 

Sadness: What did you just say- 

Joy: Foetons! *Laughs* 

Sadness: Wh-what?

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Sadness: I can't believe you've done this..... 

Joy: I'm sorry I didn't know-! 

Sadness, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Same girl, same. When someone gives me a gift outta nowhere I feel like an ass cuz I have NO IDEA HOW TO PAY THEM BACK WHATSO-FUCKING-EVER!

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Joy: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk. 

Joy: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now. 

Sadness: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Joy: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward. 

Sadness: I'm worried about you.

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Joy: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Sadness.

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Sadness: Can I ask you for a favor? 

Joy: I would literally die for you, but continue. 

Sadness: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way. 

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Joy: Do you need help getting up? 

Sadness: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Joy: That's the longest worm I've ever seen. 

Sadness: That's a snake.

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Joy: I regret nothing!!! 

Sadness: I regret everything!!!

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Ok I think I went unhinged enough for now. I think I'm gonna look at OTP prompts to gain some ideas for these two lmaooo