Yep, still no inspo :')

Gimme inspo pls

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Reviews

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CheesyJokester

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

HELP I LOST A BET AND GOT DARED TO FLIRT WITH THE FIRST EVER PERSON FROM A DIFFERENT SHOW TO STAY HERE AND THEN SOME NUMBER LOOKING GAL CAME IN SO I STARTED FLIRTING WITH HER BUT APPAREBTLY SHE WASN'T A GIRL AND ALSO DIDN'T LIKE ME BACK WHICH I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY BECAYSE I USED THE FLIRTING TIPS I GOT FROM THE INTERNET AND FLIRTED WITH HUMOR

Anyways this hotel was very nice to stay in. It was A-OJ! Haha get it? Because the name of the hotel is Hotel OJ? Also everyone's autistic here lol

OJ (owner) replying to this review

Dear Cheesy, 

99% of your "flirts" consisted of bad puns. 

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LoudAndProudRockStar

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The walls aren't sound proof so ppl can hear everything you do or say. It's annoying. Anyways this hotel is great to stay because it's relaxing and everyone's nice and my best friend Soap is here too!

Yeah the only thing I want to complain about is the not soundproof walls really.

Oj (owner) replying to this review

Dear Microphone, 

You are loud. That's why people can hear you. Also turn your music down at night, people don't want to hear your metal/rock music when they're trying to sleep.

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ItsAlefNotAleph

Room: ⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️

I had to share a room with my cousin Nabla, that about ruined my vacation already. They didn't want to rearrange an extra room for me unless I payed. They just want money. No customer satisfaction. 

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JustNineingAroundAndLickingStuff

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

It was a cool place but they didn't allow me to lick the furniture :(

But hey there was this lightbulb girl who likes eating random stuff and she gave me advice on what to lick without being caught! 

Great hotel :D

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LifeIsBlueLikeMe😞

Room: ⭐️

Service: ⭐️

I'm sad

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DeathIsFunEspeciallyWhenYouAreDying

Room: ⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️

MePhone4, if you're reading this, you're a disappointment. Also this hotel was ****, no one died and the only one who was up for destruction with me was some childish Chinese looking Yin-Yang dude with an Italian accent. Also I hate how this site ******* CENSORS ANY ******* CURSEWORD YOU PUT! ******* DIE YOU STUPID *****!

Arse (they won't let me say ***)

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Gelatinnsn

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Lmaooooooooo theu have games Here and the pickle dude is super chill and let me play with him 

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PENISLAND

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

I tried to flirt with the paintbrush dude because they seemed pretty hot only to discover they were already taken by the owner of the hotel :')

The ppl in here are pretty ******* hot istg 

OJ (owner) replying to this review

Dear PENISLAND (and other people visiting)

Please stop flirting with my lover and the other II crew members who stay here. They're here to recover from the competition, not to get flirted with.

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SUGARRRRRRUBY

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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BESTY HOTEL FVER

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IF YOU R READING HTHIS YOURE COOL LIGHTBYUVL

I LOVE THIS HOTEL

I WILL COMD HERE AAIFN

OJ (owner) replying to this review

Dear SUGARRRRRRUBY,

You ate so much sugar you got high enough to start running around and breaking stuff. We eventually had to get you out of the room and bring you to your own room. You were a hazard to the others in the hotel. Please eat less sugar next time. But I'm glad you enjoyed your stay here. Take care.

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MadArtist

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Some white cis pen dude started flirting with me💀 

Now, to everyone who wants to flirt with me, stop. I know I'm hot but I'm taken. By OJ. You might think he's with paper when you come here, but they're just friends. Maybe platonic partners idk, but me and OJ are together. We don't do much romantic stuff, so you might think we're just friends, but we're together. So don't flirt with me or OJ, thank you.

OJ (owner) replying to this review

Dear Paintbrush,

I couldn't have said it better myself. Wanna cuddle later? :)

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MoonyStone45

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I PULLED A *****, I PULLED A *****, HER NAME IS DIARY, WE CONFESSED AND THEN ******* KISSED I AM NO LONGER SINGLE!!!! I HAVE HER NUMBER, IM SO HAPPY!

The hotel was nice too, cool people :)

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MeditationGuide

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I like the area here, many nice places to meditate :)

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LuckyLesbian

Room: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Service: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

There was a little spider in my room and I befriended him! His name is Hanky and he's my new pet. He's in a corner in my room and has his own little web :3 cute little thing :>

I met Hanky when I was dancing around in my and Candle's room. I then saw him hanging from somewhere. I was scared at first but then was like "wait he's not that scary, he's just a fine little lad who eats bad bugs!" So instead of getting rid of him I befriended him, and we're now best buddies!!

Also, everyone else in the hotel is nice too :)

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Alr that's it for now!! I promise I'll make some stories soon :3

Also I like the idea of OJ's site having a swearing filter because the kids want to write a review too lmao

Also OJbrush go brrrr (beauingurdad made me ship it grrr /pos)