Prepare for mischief!
Make it-- Heph, what rhymes with mischief?

To protect Olympus from ghastly beasts!
To unite all towns within Greece!

To denounce the evils of zeus's 'love'
And extend our reach to the constellations above!

Hephaetus!

Dionysus!

Team Wineworks blasts off, looking cool!
Better run away or prepare to duel!