PJO Dionysus: I hate all of you

My Dionysus: you're all kind of assholes, but hey! Turn the other cheek and stuff!

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PJO Hephaetus: robots are much better.

My Hephaetus: I guess I enjoy spending time with a select few of you but yeah robots are better.

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PJO Hera: none of its my fault, though~

My Hera: I ain't even gonna deny it.

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PJO Demeter: obsessed with cereal and that's about it

My Demeter: bitter babe who likes mortals. Also if you make another cereal joke she will turn you into hay and feed you to a fucking cow.

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PJO Aphrodite: I'm better than all of you.

Aphrodite: I'm pretty, sure, but fuck all that above everyone shit, I just wait to get laid and help others get laid. *continues reading trashy novel*

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PJO Hades: gloomy asshole

My Hades: gloomy and paranoid, but not a complete asshole

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PJO Persephone: this is strictly business.

My Persephone: HADES!<3<3<3 <3<3<3

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PJO Poseidon: wise motherfucker

My Poseidon: wise but is busy obsessing over the death of his most recent dangerous animal(MY POOR KRAKEN D:)

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PJO Apollo: cool af

My Apollo: cheesy jokes and constantly trying to get Artemis to do shit with him

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PJO Hermes: on time with every delivery and semiloyal

My Hermes: that one shady kid who sells everything and has been to juice a few times. Also loses things a lot.

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PJO Hestia: no one sees me :(

My Hestia: who gives a shit?! I'm more worried about my family hurting each other or themselves!! D: