Looks like a cinnabun and is a cinnabun: Hectate

Looks like a cinnabun, but could actually kill you: Iris

Looks like they could kill you, but is really a cinnabun: Hypnos

Looks like they could kill you and will: Eris

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Looks like they care and does: Iris

Looks like they care but doesn't: Hectate

Looks like they don't care but does: Hypnos

Looks like they don't care and doesn't: Eris

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Shirts were presented to the four minor gods:

Iris: WARNING, I HAVE TWO MOODS: HUG AND KILL

Eris: Why Yes, I Am Stalking You

Hectate: It's not called 'magic' it's called SATANISM

Hypnos: wake me up inside(litterally, it's too early rn)

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--Puns--

Hypnos: You've been hypnos-tized by my charm

Iris: Didn't I do this last chapter

Hectate: it's getting a little... *wink* Hec-tic.

Eris: You're always the center of my eye, Iris~ *distant iris screaming*"IS THAT A PICK UP LINE OR JUST A PUN FUCK"