"And God created a rainbow--"
"BITCH I CREATED MYSELF!"

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Why Iris is badass

-dealt with heracules shit
-still dealing with zeus's shit
-better at delivering things than Hermes

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-turned Zeus human and beheaded him as punishment for raping one of her priestesses
-the only goddess Zeus actually fears

-also when all the gods begged for extra power from eris to fight the giants
-only iris got it

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I'm sorry but I love iris because the thing with her is that she likes rainbows and stars and she she's her hair all kinds of crazy colors and she's really friendly and tolerant but at the same time she beheaded the king of the skies and had to be bribed with owning part of the sky in order to fucking let him reform

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Somnus: I WILL PUT YOU INTO AN ETERNAL SLEEP FROM WHICH YOU WONT--

Iris: SOMNUS DID YOU FORGET TO PICK UP YOUR F**CKING CLOTHES

Somnus: shit

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--MOM SQUAD--

Is a mom but doesn't act like it: Hera

Is a mom and acts like it: Demeter

Isn't a mom but acts like it: Iris, Hestia

Isn't a mom and doesn't act like one: Artemis

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Eris: FIGHT ME HAHAUAHAHFHAHFTH

Iris: *muttering* fight my sweet honey child or I will fight you

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Hectate: Hey, Iris!

Iris: Yes, magic-pie?

Hectate: *holds mirror in front of her face* its a double rainbow!

Iris:...I'm not sure if i should kiss or punch you.

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Mortal: Iris is straight

Iris: bITCH I AM THE GODDESS OF THE RAINBOW