Zeus: I'm gonna fuck it
Hera: OH FOR OLYMPUS'S SAKE
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Dionysis: shhhh calm down

Hestia: come on, it's alright!

Hera: *pterodactyl screeching*

Persephone: *RAPID SHOOSHPAPPING*

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Hera's opinions on the other gods

-Poseidon-
Bruh wtf

-Dionysis-
You're okay I guess. sorry i gave you ptsd and gender confusion when you were a child

-Hephaetus-
*sWEATS NERVOUSLY*

-Persephone-
Omg sweet child

-Hades-
I really wish I chose you instead

-Demeter-
MOM CLUB~

-Ares-
Is your name disapointment oh wait it litterally is ha I'm such a good mom

-Hestia-
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

-Zeus-
*sigh*