Key:
Name/Name= name to name
Ex: Persephone/Hades: don't touch my death metal baby
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Persephone to Hades: don't touch my death metal baby

Persephone/Hades: don't touch my precious death metal baby

Poseidon/Hestia: ok so I got friend zoned well you know what I don't give a shit just because I ain't her husband don't mean i won't protect- DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY SWEET HEARTH BABY

Hestia/Poseidon: You are the only one in this dann family who gets me.

Dionysus/Hephaetus: we're best friends!... Who kiss sometimes... And fuck...

Hephaetus/Dionysus: all the fucking homo

Aphrodite/Hephaetus: *'I want you back' blares in the distance*

Hephaetus/Aphrodite: fuck you. Platonically.

Apollo/Artemis: ok but what are the specifics of the 'eternal maiden' thing??? Like??? What if I transformed into girl form?

Artemis/Apollo: I love you to death but I love you to DEATH.

Apollo/Hephaetus: wtf do you mean why I am I scared of you you tIED YOUR MOM TO A DINING CHAIR WITH ROPES THAT COULD ONLY BE UNTIED BY YOU AND THE ONLY REASON YOU LET HER GO IS BECAUSE YOUR GAY PAL TOLD YOU TO--

Artemis/Hephaetus: You are the dad I never had now let's go shoot some shit

Artemis/Hestia: *brings dead animals to her like a cat*

Athena/Hestia: I hate everyone except you. You are a cutie.

Hera/Hestia: You are my best friend, gods I love you!!!1!

Hestia/Hera: HAHAHA YEAH BESTIES! Its not like I'm gay for you or anything!!!

Hestia/Dionysus: sit the fuck down and have some tea you dumb drunk fuck so I can tuck you the fuck into bed and read you a bedtime story

Apollo/Hestia: it's........ So..... Small....

Hestia/Apollo: *choking him*

Zeus/Hestia: get the fUCK AWAY FROM MY BABY SIS

Hestia/Zeus: I'm older.

Hestia/Hephaetus and Hephaetus/Hestia: LIGHT IT UP UP UP UP LIGHT IT UP UP UP LIGHT IT UP UP UP WE'RE ON FIYAHHHHHH

Demeter/Hera: mom squad

Hera/Demeter: thank you for listening to me whine

Ares/Dionysus/Apollo: *drunkly* EVERY WOUND WILL SHAPE ME EVERY SCAR WILL BUILD MY THROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

Ares/Everyone: FITE ME

Dionysus/Ares: calm the fuck down

Athena/Ares: and shut the fuck up

Hestia/Ares: you can't fight the fireplace, please stop before you burn yourself.

Hera/Hades: sometimes I regret not marrying you instead

Hades/Hera: that makes one of us

Hades/Poseidon: No I will not being your dolphin back to life.

Poseidon/Hades: PLEEEAAASSEEEE???

Hera/Dionysus: Hello I'm here for my weekly prescription of drinking away my feelings

Eris/Everyone: IM HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP

Persephone/Eris: *nose boops the goddess of litteral chaos*

Ares/Persephone: AAAAARRRGHHHH

Persephone/Ares: *shushing and hugging*

Artemis/Persephone: let's burn this place to the ground

Persephone/Artemis: *grinning wildly and holding the matches*