Persephone: "I had so many chances to fall on something, but I wishy-washed through them all and said 'Hey Death, I love you! Come for me!"

Apollo: "A leather house... I can make that work."

Hestia: "Wait, there are ACTUAL real people here?!"

Artemis: "I will bring the wrath of 1000 badger buttholes upon you!"

Hermes: "Flying around at the speed of OW!"

Aphrodite: "Cocnuts... The testicles of palm trees."

Dionysis: "I have seen some gargantuan amounts of cock."

Hephaetus: "I have no idea what I did, I have no idea what I did, but it worked and it was glorious."

Eris: "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"

Ares: "CLEAN UP ON ISLE NECK"

Athena: "That should not have worked but it did."

Hades: "If it bleeds you can kill it."

Poseidon: "DAMN that fish got the booty SON"

Hectate: "I'm about to start bleeding from my eyes."

Zeus: "Daddy needs a new pair of overalls!"

Iris: "MORE LIKE SPINNING GO FUCK YOURSELF"