Gods-- the Musical
One day I'm going to accumulate enough songs to make this a thing
Imagine a tune similar to Alexander Hamilton from the play Hamilton

(Enter Pan)
P: Dionysus, Dionysus, are you there?
D: Yes, Pan, what is it?
P: I don't want to tell you this,
D: What?
P: But's it important. Just please hold your temper I beg of you.
D: What do you mean?
P: Well my king and you ask the marines but when you get angry you are very scary, to be blunt, your highness, with no rudeness done-- I mean intended, your highness, it's just this news isn't the good kind
D: Pan.
P: Yes I know that I am stalling, but I'm little concerned for myself because news might have you bawling-- by that I mean aside yourself with anger so just brace yourself.
D: My reputation precedes me. I'm as calm as I can be. Pan, just tell me the news, and only take a bit, and maybe call Hephaetus while you're at it?

P: (Speaking) Well... The news is about Hephaetus.
D: (Speaking) It... What is it?

P: Dionysus, Dionysus...
D: Just tell me, Pan!
P: Dionysus, Dionysus, you're getting angry.
D: You're making me angrier! Just tell me!
Pan + Company: Dionysus, Dionysus...
D: TELL ME NOW!!

P: Hephaetus has been captured by the warrior Odysseus.

P: Dionysus, Dionysus...

D: How dare they.

P: Dionysus, Dionysus...

D: How COULD they.

P: Dionysus, Dionysus, please calm down.

D: (Yelling-Singing from this point on) CALM DOWN?!

Company: Dionysus, Dionysus...

D: They took the one I love!

Company: Dionysus, Dionysus...

D: Forced him to side he didn't want be!

Company: Dionysus, Dionysus...

D: But, how did do that?
P: They used you as threat.

D: How. Dare. THEY DO THAT?!

D: (Furious, almost-screaming)

Company: Dionysus, Dionysus!
Company: Dionysus, Dionysus!!
Company: DIONYSUS, DIONYSUS!!

D: THEY WILL PAY!(drawn out)

Dionysus leaves stage and song ends.