Hephaestus: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You will now address me as Eagle 1.

Hephaestus: Aphrodite is 'Been There, Done That'

Aphrodite: *offended noises*

Hephaestus: Dinny is 'Currently Doing That'

Dionysis: *drunken giggling*

Hephaestus: Athena is 'It Happened Once In a Dream'

Athena: what

Hephaestus: Achilles is 'If I Had To Pick A Mortal'

Hephaestus: And Zeus...

Hephaestus: Is Eagle Two.

Zeus: Oh thank me