why I could never be a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent...

The other agents would hate me...

Me: *spills soda all over the bus's kitchen floor* oops...

Ward: *walks in* ugh! ANNA SERIOUSLY?! HOW DO YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE SUCH A MESS????

Me:uh...IT WAS TECHNICALLY FITZ'S FAULT!

Fitz: *peaks around corner* wha- HOW WAS THIS MY FAULT?!

  Me: YOU LEFT IT ON THE TABLE AND I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED IT OFF!

Fitz and Ward: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY KICK A CUP OFF THE TABLE?!

Me:uh...it's a long story...I can't explain. lemme just show you-

Coulson:*randomly appears* NO!

Fitz and Ward: NO!

Coulson: THERE WILL BE KNOW REPLICATION OF MESS MAKING ON MY BUS!

Me: ...

Them: ...

Me:Jeez, okay, fine...

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not paying attention would be the death of me(literally).

Ward:as long as everyone listens to me, we'll make it out alive. everyone will be fine.

Me, skye and Fitzsimmons: yeah, okay.

Ward: DUCK!

Me: wait, what? Where? *gets shot* uh! *dies*

Everyone else: DANG IT ANNA!!!
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or bad puns...

Me: I can't believe You're HYDRA, Ward!

Ward: well I am.

Me: I thought hydra was a Myth in the first place...

Skye: Oh no...

Ward: no. don't. just don't.

Me:I guess I was MYTH-TAKEN!!

Ward: I SAID NO! *shoots me*

Me:*Dies*

Everyone else: DANG IT ANNA!!
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I would get iced a lot.

Me: Fitz, can't you guys just use your crazy, magic contraptions to-

Fitzsimmons: IT'S SCIENCE! *ices me multiple times*

Skye: SERIOUSLY ANNA?!
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sarcasm.

Ward: all I ever hear from you is sarcasm.

Me: well, you know, sarcasm is the brains Natural defense for stupid people.

Ward: I'm done. *shoots me*
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Me: Hi May!

May: *shoots me* oops.