Me: I'd sooner drink lemon juice than eat cranberry sauce.

Cranberry Sauce Loving Cousin: prove it than

-cut to me drinking lemon juice then eating cranberry sauce (lemon juice is better)-

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Uncle: the sauce can't be sour there's like two cups of sugar in it.

Me: you know there's more sugar in lemons than strawberries but strawberries still taste better.

Uncle: don't confront me with facts. I like to stay on my thoughts.

(Uncle is Cranberry Sauce Loving Cousins dad lol)