Truth or Dare/Spin the bottle/ CÔCK BLOCK!/ Dare or Dare
Truth or dare song :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YaufeJA0HQA
Warning: Don't try to picture this mentally
Tom's POV *Drunk Tom*
The room is spinning and spazzing out. Everyone was laughing and giggling. Im so dizzy. Wag spun the bottle and we watched it go round and round. (totally not a Selena Gomez song my brother listens to) It landed on KillerTom. It was quick and sweet.
KillerTom: "Tony! Spin the damn bottlez!"
I forgot. Wizards don't get drunk easily because of some magic crap. Tony lazily spun the bottle. It landed on Tucker..
Tucker: "Ooh!"
Tucker crawled over to Tony, and it was also short. Sonja crossed her arms over her chest and pouted. I took another swig (SWIG SWAG) of vodka and the room started to spin even faster. Tucker crawled over and got a playful punch from Sonja.
Tony: "Er...Matt!"
Matt spun the bottle and it landed on Phil. (Okay so I dunno how you play spin the bottle but this is how I would play it) Phil's face turned pink/red. Wait... how is this gonna work!? Matt has a helmet/armor thingy on. Matt took it off and put it to the side. Matt apparently has ginger hair. His face was flushed and he had a smirk. It was extremely quick and then Matt put back on his helmet.
Phil: "Uh... D..ec?"
Dec spin da bottle an it landed on...S...Sonja. (WAT) Sonja's face lit up like a Christmas tree with a smirk, and Tucker got this mad expression. I think Sonja wanted pay-back for Tucker kissing Tony. Even though it's a game, I guess they're at war. Sonja slut-ly crawled over to Dec. Dec had a straight face. (Wonder how Champs feeling....) It lasted for about 2 seconds then Dec shoved Sonja off. Sonja pouted and went back in her spot, while we laughed. I pointed secretly to Jordan, since no one has picked him the whole time.
Dec: *Smirks* "Jordan"
Jordan's face went pale as he slowly spun the bottle. (WAA GONNA HAPPEN?) We watched the bottle spin round and round. It slowly started to slow down. It stopped on.... It stopped between me and Tony!? Me and Tony looked at each other.
Tom: "Uh... W- who ...goes?"
Sonja: "M...Mr Sparkly pants, how bout you chose?"
Jordan: "W-What!? No!"
Wag: "Can the rest of ....u-us decide?"
Phil: "I-I think that's f...fair enough"
Everyone started to whisper (except Tom Jordan and Tony). Jordan, Tony, and I waited patiently for them to hurry there asses up. About a minute later, they all returned to their normal position.
Tucker: "Since Tony already kissed Sonja..."
Wag: "...Tom kisses Jordan!"
Jordan's POV
My heart stopped. My stomach churned. Why is this a big deal to me? Why is my heart beating faster and faster by the second!? I looked over to see drunk Tom. Oh my. Suddenly, the door opened. I saw Waglington's sister.
Sister: "You guys are seriously playing spin the bottle!? Really!? Are you like 13!?"
Wag: "N..No! B-But your ...."
Sister: "You guys are really drunk. Here. I wrote down some dares. One of you just randomly shout it at someone and it will be entertaining!"
She handed the notepad to Sonja. Sonja's eyes lit up and she started laughing like a maniac. Wags sister sat next to Wag.
Sonja: "Oh my gosh Cat you are a g...jenius!"
(Yes, I miss spelled some things on purpose)
Sister: "Read one to someone! So we're basically playing Dare and Dare now"
(DAMN U! Right when Syndisparklez was gonna happen. COCK BLOCK!!)
Sonja: "Okay Tucker, close your eyes and point to someone randomly in the room, and they tell you three prices of clothing to remove"
Tucker closed his eyes and swung his hands around. He almost slapped Sonja. He pointed to Tom.
Tom: "Ooh! Me?! This'll be fun. Pants, shirt, and boxers!"
This made me get some weird feeling... (ENVY) But I didn't know what it was. So I just ignored it.
Tucker: "Really!? The boxers!?"
Tom: "C'mon bruh!! We wanna see yo Poke-Balls!"
(Don't yell at me if it's miss spelled)
Tucker threw off his clothes, and quickly covered his dick with his Ash Ketchum hat. (Poor ash Ketchum) Everyone fake pouted, except me, Dec, and Champ. I guess we are the only ones not wasted.
Sonja: "Read one of these to someone Tucker!"
She threw it to him.
Tucker: "OOH!!!! Thomas!!! Do a striptease!"
Tom: "I'll be glad to!"
Wags sister grabbed a chair and put it in the middle of the circle. I felt blood rush through my veins. (and to where?) My heart started to beat extremely fast. He got up on the chair and stood up. Wags sister turned on some music that would be playing if this was a strip club. Wag handed Tom a broom. I guess we are doing this properly. I wanted to look away, but my eyes were glued to him. He threw off his shirt and tie, and started to do naughty things to the broom stick. (Skylox wanted to say something else, but I thought it wasn't a thing I should say...) He did this for 30 seconds then go off, but left his shirt off and sat down next to me. Wags sister moved the chair and cautiously moved the broom. My face was very flushed.
Tony: "Aww! That only lasted so long!"
Tom: "Well I left my shirt off so deal"
Tony: "But I can't see you from here... "
Tom: "Hell no I don't trust you after what I saw what you did to-"
Tony: "-Don't say it!"
Matt: "Read a thing Tom!"
Tom: "Hmmm...lets see here. Jordan!"
My heart and world stopped.
Tom: "Trade clothes with the opposite sex while everyone watches"
I looked at Sonja and Wags sister. Oh my.
Wag: "Oh by the way, my sisters name is Alex"
Phil: "We finally know her name!"
Oh gosh. Sonja was wearing a cropped shirt and a mini skirt, And Alex was wearing a maids outfit. What.
Tom: "I think he should train with Alex"
Sonja: "Me too"
KillerTom: "Of course!"
Tony: "Ooh!"
Wag: "Yes!!!"
Jordan: "Why is she wearing a maids outfit...? "
Alex: "I was cleaning James's room while you guys were doing this. And my mother always told me that when I clean, I must do it the right way. So ever since then, I would have to wear this"
Matt: "Are you sure they want you to wear that because of cleaning...?"
Tucker: "...Don't they just want to pretend your some hooker?"
Alex: "I don't know. One time my dad was staring at me but then James pulled me into his room because he was scared I was gonna get harassed. Anyways, they said I gotta change clothes. Oh and do we do EVERYTHING or just shirt and pants?"
Wag: "Well, it didn't specify"
Tom: "I say everything"
Tom wrapped a arm around my shoulders which sent shocks down my back.
Dec: "Now that would be a little... wouldn't that be a little weird considering that we have a 14 and a 16 year old playing?"
Alex: "I've stripped before. It's not that big of a deal"
"WHAT!?" Everyone shouted.
Alex: "I was somewhere with James and we were lost. So we went into this building and apparently it was a strip club. They wouldn't let us leave unless I stripped"
Tucker: "Just swap clothes already!"
Alex: "Er... can we keep are other stuff? Please"
Dec: "Yes please because I feel wrong already"
Sonja: "AWW!!"
Tucker: "Well damn it!"
Alex: "thanks for the support Sonja!"
(Sarcasm)
I took off my shirt, and she took off the dress, with help from Sonja since she couldn't reach the zipper. (I actually hate dresses so I don't know much about them. And Skylox has only worn one once, at a wedding) This felt so wrong. I took off my pants and handed them to her, while she handed me the maid outfit. I forever hate my life, and I hate drinking. She put on my clothes, and I put on her damn clothes. Damn it.
Tucker: "Read something off the list Jordan"
Jordan: "Er... Dec. Make up a dirty letter for the person on your left and whisper it in their ear"
I threw the notepad to Sonja. Dec looked like he was thinking of something.
Dec: "I have to say this to the person on my left...? Damn it"
In his left is, Champ. He leaned over to Champ, and whispered something but I didn't hear. I was to far away. Champwan's face flushed crimson red, and Dec got back in his normal position. But I think Sonja and Alex heard it because they stared giggling. I don't understand girls.(because you don't like girls)
Dec: "Tom. Let a girl put women's makeup on you"
Everyone started to laugh, except Tom.
Tom: "ERRRRERR!!!! UGH!!! Fine!"
Sonja: "I volunteer Alex!"
Ifrez/Matt: "Oh gosh"
Alex: "I'll do it!"
Tom: "Fine."
Alex and Sonja ran off down the hall, and came back with random crap. And I get a front row seat to this. They sat down in front of Tom.
Alex: "I'm going to tel you something, I don't know how the hell to use makeup. This is my moms. I'll just guess"
Tom: "Oh gee thanks"
I was trying to hold in my laughter as they pilled random makeup stuff on his face. Everyone else was laughing.
Tom: "I hate you guys!"
Then, Alex got out dark red lipstick. (This is what my teacher used every day) She popped off the cap and began. She drew 'The Joker' kind of smile on Tom. Then they grabbed black eye shadow, which the just ended up smudging all over his face. They grabbed blush and just put it everywhere. And then the FINALLY stopped. They scooted away from Tom.
Tom: "Hmm....KillerTom! Do your best seductive dance together with two friends"
KillerTom: "Why the hell would you write that down Alex!?"
Alex: "Just, before you guys do any more, everyone take another bottle"
Everyone chugged the rest of what they had, and started to chug the next bottle. I even did. I was now fairly tipsy. The room was having a spazz and it was spinning.
KillerTom: "M...Att! San....And p-phil!"
Tom's POV *Tipsy Tom*
The room was spinning more and more. I looked around and saw that Jordan was in a maid costume, which made him look realllllly hawt. I just stared. I looked at him from Head to Toe. (Ooh la la!) After Matt,Phil, and KillerTom were done, I payed attention to what was going on again.
KillerTom: "Er... Sonja! Go t-to a window-w ... and sing teh national antem...."
(Like I said, things are suppose to be miss spelled)
Sonja got up and swayed from left to right as she swung herself towards the window and opened it.
Sonja: "OOOOOOOOOOOO SAYYYY CANN U SAE!! BY DA DAWMS OF SOMETHING. SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING. SOMETHING SOMETHING. AND SOMETHING SOMETHING~!!!!"
(PLS no take this offensive)
We heard a couple of angry threats and shouts before she shut the window, dropped to the ground, and crawled back to her spot. That was da bes ding ever.
Sonja: "Er... I got a dare for all the boys!! Take off all your clothes and give the, to the group, then run around the block. Whoever gets back first gets all there clothes, if your 2nd you take off one thing, if your 3rd you take off three things. and so on. So, you guys up for it?"
Everyone shouted yes except Champ. We all stripped in front of each other, and the two girls. I would care but I'm to tipsy to care. This does feel weird though... but it doesn't feel awkward. (The only person who isn't hammered is champ which means he actually knows what's going on) We all lined up outside.
Alex: "1....2....3.....GOOOOO! Sonja, we are getting flashed"
Sonja: "Yes we are"
We all took off. We heard cheats and scolds as we ran through the neighborhood at 12 in the morning. But Wag went way fast.
Tom: "CHEATER!!!"
Matt: "Hey! We aren't using are magic wag!"
Wag: "To bad!!!"
He ran even faster. All the Wizards started to catch up with him. No fair! We don't have magic! We all heard a horn honking. We all looked to are left, to see tons of people at a house, cheering us on. Must be a party. Things slowly went back to normal. (which means that they are getting un-drunk) I sped up. I passed Champwan, Jordan, and Tony. (this is really weird to try to imagine....mental scars) When I finally got back to the house, the Wizards and Dec were dressed, and Wag was putting on his clothes. Sonja and Alex were covering their faces. Alex threw my clothes at me and I quickly pulled them on.
Sonja: "So we decided to change it to the last 3 people have to take off 1-3 pieces pieces clothing"
Alex: "I thankfully had time to change back into my clothes before Jordan got here"
Wag told Alex something and Alex walked inside. The three came into view.
A/n: Sorry if me and Skylox gave you mental scars.... We just thought it would be funny, but then we tried to picture it and I started to gag while Skylox just sat there hugging her knees so we were scared to.
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