Chapter 41
Juliet's POV
"You made a Vine and didn't tell me!" Matt exclaims
"No?"
"Actually, that's exactly what she did" the waiter pipes in
"Shush Roberto" I say
"My names not even Roberto!"
"It is now"
"But-"
"SHUSH!"
"My names actually-"
"Shut up Roberto, you're making a scene!"
"Juliet Caniff gave me a nickname. My life is complete" Roberto says putting his hand over his heart
"Stop changing the subject!" Matt exclaims
"Actually I just-"
"SHUT UP ROBERTO!" Matt yells
"MY NAME IS PABLO! GET IT RIGHT!" Roberto or Pablo now says
"What is going on here?" The lady from before says, walking over
"Well, Roberto here-" Matt starts
"MY NAME IS PABLO YOU FRIDGE FUCKER!"
"Did you just say fridge fucker?" I question
"Yeah, I heard it in one of your Vines" Pablo says
"Oh my God I love you"
"Juilet Caniff said she loved me, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY!"
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" the lady screams
"Oh snap" I say snapping my fingers
The lady sighs as Pablo slowly backs away slowly.
Pablo knows what's up
I see you Pablo, I see you
"Ok, I have been getting numerous costumer complaints about you two, so i'm going to have to ask you to leave"
"Bish whet?"
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Right now Matt and I are at Mc Donald's because we're broke ass bitches and can't afford to go anywhere else.
"Are you gonna eat that?" I ask Matt looking at his fries
"Yes, yes I am"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. I told you to get your own fries while we were ordering!" Matt exclaims
"Ugh I have so many regrets" I say laying my head on the table.
So many food related regrets
"Poor Jules" Matt says laughing
"You stupid cookie" I say glaring at Matt
"I'm what?"
"A stupid cookie"
"Thank you?"
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"WERE GONNA WHAT!?" I scream at Matt
After our 5 star meal at Mc. Donald's, Matt said he had a surprise
I was hoping we were gonna get ice cream with sprinkles and m&ms and gummy bears and skittles and whipped cream and- OK I NEED TO PULL MYSELF TOGETHER!
Anywaz, the surprise was not ice cream and a gazillion toppings, oh no
We were gonna go SKYDIVING!
SKYDIVING PEOPLE!
"We are gonna go skydiving" Matt says smiling
"This is gonna be AWESOME!" I scream
"Hell yeah!" Matt exclaims high fiving me
Let's just hope we both make it out of this alive...
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"So, you just pull this string and the parachute unfolds" the airplane pilot guy explains
"Like a tampon?"
Everyone stops talking and just stares at me
"To much information Jules, TO MUCH INFORMATION!" Matt says
"Thanks Matt, for YELLING IN MY EAR!" I reply rubbing my ear
"Ok, so we're going to board the plane an-" the pilot starts.
"I'M HERE, I'M HERE!" A voice screams as a boy sprints over and dramatically falls to the floor.
"OH THANK GOD! I WAS SO WORRIED!" I yell whilst also dramatically falling to the floor.
"Do you even know that kid?" Matt asks laughing while helping me up.
"No, I just enjoy aiding in public disturbances" I reply brushing imaginary dirt off my shirt.
"That's why I love you" Mat says hugging me
"I love me too" I say flipping my hair
"I love pickles" someone says from behind me
"You know who else love pickles? My best friend Caiden" I say turning around
"You look just like him! You two could be twins!" I exclaim
"Jules, that is Caiden" Matt points out chuckling
Was he gonna skydive without me? That's just cold.
"Wait a second..." Matt starts
I don't wait for anyone. Well, except maybe my mom.
"THAT IS CAIDEN!" Matt freaks out
"BEST FRIEND!" I yell hugging Caiden as Matt freaks out in the background
"BEST FRIEND, OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!" Caiden yells hugging me back
"Alright, now let's board the plane, hopefully with no interruptions this time" the pilot says.
"I think that last part was directed at us" Caiden says
"Oh well. Come on let's go" Matt says dragging me away to the plane
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"Jump on 3!" Matt yells as I cling on his arm
"WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS?" I scream looking down out of the plane
"Never look down Jules, NEVER LOOK DOWN!" Caiden yells causing me to look down again
"We're gonna die!" I exclaim
All the things I never got to accomplish...
I haven't even touched Harry Styles hair yet!
"OH GOD! I JUST LOOKED DOWN!" Matt cries holding me tightly
"Are you panties gonna jump or not?" The pilot calls back to us
"Ewww I hate the word panties!" Caiden exclaims
"Panties!" I yell in Caiden's ear
"Ok, ok! Let's just jump" Matt says grabbing my hand tightly
"You're right. I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" I scream, jumping out of the plane and dragging a screaming Matt with me.
"Oh hell to the no! I am not jumping alone!" Caiden exclaims jumping after us
"Hey guys! What's going on?" Caiden asks as we fall through the sky
"Not much, just skydiving" I reply
"Uh Caiden we're kinda on a date here. Could you, I don't know, LEAVE?" Matt says
"I can't! We're falling through the sky!" Caiden replies
"Just swim away or something" Matt replies
"Matt! You insensitive panty! Caiden can't swim" I say shaking my head
"But there's no actual water" Matt replies
"It's still the same concept" Caiden says
"Jesus christ!" Matt exclams
"You know we might actually see him all the way up here"
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A/N: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN! IT'S ME BITCH!
So yeah...its been a while. I just lost all interest in this book but then I got it back.
Also Jack Gilinsky dyed his hair blonde and I am NOT ok with it.
I'm planning to regularly update again but no promises.
That's all I got. I hope you enjoyed!
BYE BITCHES!
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