Juliet's POV

Oh ma lordy lord lord

Why did I say that? I didn't even completely mean it.

Or did I?

I'm so stoopid

It just came out like word vomit

Ha, mean girls reference

NOT THE TIME JULIET, NOT THE TIME!

Matt and I pull away and Matt's smiling like he just won a hedge shaped like a llama

Just great

I need a diversion...

"SHAWN, OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!" I yell pretty much jumping on Shawn

"I missed you to Jules" Shawn says hugging me back

"Did ya miss me to?" Johnson says with his arms open for a hug

"Sure" I reply walking past him

"YOU KNOW YOU MISSED ME YOU EXPIRED JAR OF MAYONNAISE!" Johnson yells after me

Ignoring Johnson, I ninja upstairs to reevaluate my life choices

Great way to spend a Friday night

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"JULIET WAKE UP! I HAVE NEWS!" Shawn yells running in

"Pftt Whaa?" I mutter sitting up, confused

I was sleeping?

I guess reevaluating my life choices was quite tiring

"Guess who's going on a date with Matt?"

"You?" I question

I didn't think Shawn swung that way

"What? No stupid, you are!" Shawn exclaims

Oh yeah, that makes more sense

Couples do that, going on dates and such

"Yes, FREE FOOD!" I yell throwing a fist in the air

"Jesus Christ" Shawn mutters shaking his head

"ANYWAY, Matt is having a difficultly figuring out where to take you, so he has sent me to figure it out" Shawn explains

"Ok..."

"So, what is the perfect date for the Juilet Caniff?" Shawn asks

What is the perfect date?

"Anything with food really" I reply

"Well duh food, but what else?"

"Um...Skydiving?"

"You want Matt to take you skydiving?" Shawn clarifies

"Now that I think about it, that sounds rather terrifying" I say shaking my head

"Yeah, I know. Now try to be serious here"

"Ok, being serious. Getting super serioso. IT'S GETTIN SERIOUS UP IN HERE!"

"Oh my lord" Shawn says

"The singer?"

"No, not the-"

"AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS!" I scream highly off key

Hell, i'm not even on the key

"As lovely as that musical number was, it does not help with the Matt situation" Shawn says

"Just tell him to be creative bitch" I reply

"Word for word?"

"Word for word"

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"Yo what up YouTube!" Taylor says into the camera

Once again Taylor has forced me into being in another one of his YouTube videos

Caiden's also here because Taylor says were really funny together

"Taylor, you're such a basic bitch" I say shaking my head

"No one likes a basic bitch Taylor" Caiden says

"No one" I say

"Shut it and shove it you two" Taylor says

"I will not shut it!" I exclaim

"And I will not shove it!" Caiden also exclaims

That sounds like something it's not

"ANYWHO, today we are making cookies" Taylor starts

"Because Taylor's a fat-ass" I say smiling innocently

"I'm just gonna ignore that comment and continue on" Taylor says

"So, because we love food and regularly embarrass ourselves, we will be telling embarrassing stories whilst making cookies" I say

"Yay!" Caiden says in a monotone voice

"This is gonna be interesting" Shawn says from behind the camera
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"I don't know what story to start with" Taylor complains

So far we've made a batch of cookies and Caiden and I have been telling a multitude of embarrassing stories while Taylor can't decide what to start with

"Come on Taylor, your life is like a embarrassing story" I say

"Oh snap" Caiden says snapping his fingers

"Okay, I got one!" Taylor yells ignoring my comment

"When we still lived with our parents, my mom walked in on me teaching Matt how to twerk over Skype" Taylor says

So that's where Matt got his master twerking skillz

"SHE WHAT?!" Caiden yells while I loose my shit and start laughing hysterically

"HOLY SHIT!" Shawn yells laughing

"Well, on that note, LET'S EAT SOME COOKIES!" Caiden yells as Taylor takes the cookies out of the oven

"YASSS COOKIESS!" I yell running around the kitchen

"YASSS!" Caiden yells running around with me

"They just came out of the oven you dipwads" Shawn says

What is a dipwad?

"Don't care" Taylor says grabbing a cookie, eating it whole

Taylor screams out in pain and runs around the kitchen flailing his arms around

"NOW I CARE! NOW I CARE!" Taylor yells

Caiden grabs one and eats it with no problem

"They're not even that hot" Caiden says

"Sure" I reply

"Try one"

"Nope, I don't wanna end up like Taylor over there" I say pointing to Taylor who's chugging down ice water

"Be that way" Caiden says shoving a cookie in my mouth

"You can't just shove things in my mouth" I exclaim eating the cookie

Shawn, Taylor, and Caiden burst out laughing while I stand there confused

My eyes widen at the realization of what I just said

"You all are nashty" I say shaking my head

"Hey Jules" Matt says running into the kitchen

"Hola"

"You speak Spanish now?" Caiden asks

"Sí" I say taking a piece of my hair and putting it over my lip like a mustache

" Olé" I say in a terrible accent

"You're a disgrace to Mexican people everywhere" Shawn says shaking his head

"Well then"

"Ok, lets go" Matt says grabbing my hand

"What?" I ask confused

"Let's go" Matt says picking me up and carrying me out of the house

"What's happening?"

"I'm being creative bitch"

"Well damn" Carter says as we walk by

"HAVE FUN ON YOUR DATE!" Shawn calls after us

Well, this should be fun

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"Wow, this place is fancy" I say looking around this fancy as fuck restaurant Matt ended up taking me to

Yeah, Matt's idea of 'creative' was throwing me in the car and driving me to fancy restaurant where I look like a hobo compared to all the people in fancy dresses and suits

But that's ok because Matt looks like a hobo to

"Hello, uh can I help you?" This lady that works at the restaurant says obviously judging us

"Table for 2" Matt says to the lady

"Oh, really?" The lady asks

"Yes, really" I say smiling

"Right this way"

"Right this way" I say in a weird voice

Matt laughs and the lady turns around glaring at me

Why does she assume it me?

Even though it was me, it could've been anyone

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing at all"

We make to a table and sit down

"A waiter will be with you shortly" The lady says handing us menus

"Wait, I got a question" I say

"You got a question?"

"I got a question"

"Ok then, what question could you possibly have?"

"Why is there more than one fork?" I ask pointing to the many forks

"Teenagers these days. They don't appreciate a good fork" The lady says walking away

"I guess we need to appreciate a good fork" Matt says

"Apparently"

"Hi, i'll be your waiter for tonight. Can I start you off with- Hey I know you!" A waiter says walking up to our table

"Yes, it is I Matthew Espin-"

"No, not you her" The waiter says pointing at me

"Me?"

"Her?" Matt questions looking surprised

Well then, thanks Matt

"Yeah, you're Juilet, half of Jaiden" The waiter says as if it's the most obvious thing in the world

"You know Jaiden?" I ask

"Duh, I fricken love your Vines!"

"Vines?" Matt questions

"Uh about that..." I say laughing nervously

"I still can't believe you're like here" the waiter

I can't believe i'm here either

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A/N: CLIFFHANGER DUN DUN DUN!

Sorry for not updating in like a month. I'm not gonna go into detail as to why cuz y'all probably don't give a shit.

This is the last update of 2015.

Holy shit

Well, that's all I got. I hope you enjoyed and I hope you all had a Merry Christmas!

BYE BITCHES!