Chapter 38
Juliet's POV
A long period of time later
"Hey Caid?" I ask
"Hmm"
"Why do you think Zayn left One Direction? That band was fucking perfection" I ask
"I don't know, maybe he violated his contract. Who knows?"
"Maybe he karate kicked a cat"
"And Harry loves cats so they kicked him out!" Caiden finishes
"That makes so much sense"
"Hey Jules wanna make a video with your big bro?" Taylor asks walking in
"No"
"Alright, let's make a YouTube video!" Taylor exclaims dragging me to the living room, Caiden following
Taylor literally grabbed my arms a dragged me off my bed and across the nashty floor and down the stairs
That shit was painful
I'm 99.99999999% I have a rug burn where the sun don't shine
"Jules, you tweet out a hash tag for people to ask us questions and I'll set up all the camera stuff" Taylor says tossing me his phone
Me being me, I don't catch it and it hits Caiden in the head instead
I burst out laughing while Caiden has a look on his face like he's constipated which makes it even funnier
Taylor just looks at us with a very confused look on his face
Taylor turns around slowly and goes back to setting up the camera
"I'm so sorry" I tell Caiden after I stop laughing
"You should be, that shit hurt!" Caiden exclaims rubbing his head
"Tear for you" I say grabbing Taylor's phone
Of course there has to be a password on his phone
I'll just us my hacking skillz to get in
Yeah, I have no skillz what so ever so this might take awhile
"TAYLOR!" I scream
"WHAT DO YA WANT?" Taylor yells
"WHY THE FUDGE ARE YOU YELLING? I yell back
"GAHHH!" Taylor yells frustrated
"Anywaz, what is the password for your cellular device?" I say casually
"My what?"
"Your cellphone dumbass" I reply shaking my head
"Oh it's, abcd" Taylor s a says
"You're so stoopid" I say shaking my head
I type in the pass code and unlock the phone to see a picture of Matt twearking as his wallpaper
I'm just gonna ignore that
I open up Twitter and stare at it cause I have no idea how the hell to use it
"Caid, how do you do the Twitter?"
"I don't know" he replies looking perplexed
Yeah, I know big words
We both look at each other and in unison say, "Google it"
Caiden whips out his phone and starts typing away while I scroll through and read through what I think are called tweets
Oh my God, I feel like a grandmother trying to use technology for the first time
ShawnMendes: I have to pee and there's no bathroom where i'm at. Smh...
HayesGrier: FOOD IS FABULOUS! I ENJOY IT A LOT!
TheMattEspinosa: Dear cupid, next time hit us both
Well then, that last one was kinda depressing
Was it about me?
If it isn't about me then who the flying fudge is it about?
"Have you figured out how to do the Twitter yet?" I ask Caiden
"Press this" Caiden says pressing a button
"Thanks bae"
"No problem boo"
taylorcannif: I'M DOING A YOUTUBE VID WIT MA BOOTYFUL BABY SISTA SO ASK US QUESTIONS BISHES! #bootyfulbabysista
"Well, that's lovely" Caiden says looking at the tweet
ShawnMendes: Juliet Caniff, is that you?
taylorcannif: @ShawnMendes BISH YOU GUESSED IT! WHOOOO!
I scroll through some of the replies and most of them asking who the fuck I am
taylorcannif: I'm da queen. BOW DOWN BITCHES, BOW DOWM!
taylorcannif: DOWN*
This keyboard sucks
Apple needs to step up its game
Caiden laughs at the tweets as Taylor walks over grabbing his phone and scrolls through the tweets
"I should have you hack my Twitter more often" Taylor says chuckling
"Bruh, I barely know how to Twitter!" I exclaim
"How to Twitter?" Taylor questions laughing
"Yes"
"Okay then" Taylor says as we sit on the couch in front of the camera
"I'm sitting here, this couch is comfy" Caiden says sitting next to me
"I'm cool with that. Can you find the questions for us to answer?" Taylor asks
"Sure" Caiden says grabbing Taylor's phone
Taylor starts recording and sits back down
"Yo what's up YouTube!" Taylor starts
"Yo what's up YouTube!" I say mimicking Taylor in the best man voice I can muster
"Really?" Taylor says glaring at me
"What was that?" Caiden asks laughing
"My man voice"I say casually
"Your man voice?"
"My man voice"
"Anyway, I'm here with my baby sister Jules!" Taylor says
I throw up a peace sign and end up hitting Caiden in the face
Today is not his day
"I'm sorry" I say laughing while hugging him
"Mhmm" Caiden says muttering curse words
"And I'm also here with her best friend Caiden!" Taylor announces
"Wassup" Caiden says
"So, today we are answering your questions with #bootyfulbabysista that lovely Jules over here created" Taylor says
"You're welcome" I say giving a thumbs up
"Ima ask you all the questions so be prepared" Caiden says
"Oh no"
"LET'S GET IT STARTED!" I yell
"WHOOP WHOOP!" Taylor yells
"First question comes from Shawn" Caiden starts
"The Mendes?"
"Yes, the Mendes. He asks, Do you like waffles?" Caiden asks
"Yeah we like waffles!" I exclaim
"Do you like pancakes?" Taylor asks
"Yeah we like pancakes!"
"Do you like frenchtoast?"
"Yea we like french toast"
"Do-do-d-do can't wait to get a mouth fulL of" Taylor starts
"WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!" We all yell at the same time
"Well, that was fun" I say
"Hell yeah it was!" Caiden yells
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Matt's POV
Right now I'm watching Taylor's video with Jules and him
Hopefully they answer my question
"One last question!" Taylor exclaims
"Better make it good" Jules says
"Don't worry, it is" he says slyly
"That's a little alarming" Jules says skeptical
"This one is from the one and only Matthew Espinosa"
Oh shit
They're actually gonna answer my question
Why am I so nervous?
I wanted them to answer my question
"He says, Jules, do you love me as much as I love you?"
Oh God bless my soul
Her eyes go wide and the room goes silent
"Taylor, I think this one is for you" Jules says breaking the awkward silence
"Duh man of course I love you, BROMANCE!" Taylor yells
As much as I love Taylor, he's not the one I intended to answer that question
Ugh
Why must my love life be so difficult?
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Juliet's POV
Some amount of time later
"So how's Vine going?" Taylor asks
"Oh, it's going great!" Caiden exclaims
"Yeah, we already have a million followers" I say flipping my hair
"REALLY!?" Taylor yells
"Ha no, we have like 10 followers" Caiden says
"Same difference" I say shrugging
"Speaking of Vine, we should make your one" Caiden says
"Alright, what should we do?" I say looking off into the distance
"I have no idea" Caiden says shrugging
"Let's just go to Starbucks instead" I suggest
"YASSS BAE YASSS!" Caiden yells
"You know, that conversation y'all just had could be a Vine" Taylor says
"Let's do it" Caiden says fiat pumping the air
"Record peasant!" I exclaim chucking my phone at Taylor
"I am no peasant!" Taylor says
"You're right, more like the peasants dog" I say
"I love you to" Taylor replies rolling his eyes
That eye rolling ain't cute
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A/N: SUP PEOPLES! I finally updated, yay!
So what'd ya think?
Poor Matt
I put the waffle song on the side cuz it slays. Enjoy that dancing waffle.
Also I put a pic of what I invision Juliet and Caiden look like. I put a pic of Matt there to cuz he is a very attractive human.
That's all I got, I hope you enjoyed!
BYE BITCHES!
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