What is the national sport of Minecraft?
Boxing

Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.

Why did Dante not cut onions?
Because he was afraid the Devils May Cry.

What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite season?
Spring

What is Samus' favorite food?
Metroid Prime Rib

Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK.

What is an enderman's favorite band?
Imagine Dragons