I've already updated today so here is an onix-pected update from me. With some punny stuff I found.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar company. I only took a day off.

A book just fell on my head. I only got myshelf to blame.

I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I would get no reaction.

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

I want to make a joke about sodium, but Na...

People are making end of the world jokes like there is no tomorrow.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It mean a lot.