Me: What's going on, y'all?

Izuku: We're trying to figure out a mystery right now. Haven't you heard?

Me: Heard what?

GodismyDD: Some random person was recently drained of blood- right here! In this very house!

Me: Whoa... has anyone seen Death?

Death: It wasn't me. And trust me, if it were me, I would have done it very differently. Everyone knows you torture the victim until said victim dies.

Me: O.O Creepy...

Beerus: I thought this Death person was also you?

Courage_Of_Hobbits: Aye, she's one side of my personality. She scares us all, though.

Beerus: So, you scare yourself?

Courage_Oh_Hobbits: Sometimes. What's with your tone?

Beerus: Did you seriously just speak to me that way?

Courage: And what if she did? I mean, I did?

I: Hey, you leave me out of this!

You: What? I'm not saying anything!

I: No, I meant-

Vegeta: Be quiet, all of you!

Piccolo: We're trying to solve a murder mystery, remember?

Me: Oh, yeah... I just feel like fighting right now...

You: Hey, look! A security hologram! *turns it on* Oh... wow... um, is that Lisbeth?

Beerus: Mystery solved. Now, *turns to Courage* would you mind correcting that tone, and correcting the way you address me?

Courage: ...How is it that, even when angry, your voice can be so soothing...

Beerus: *blinks* Um... Whis?

Whis: Yes, Lord Beerus?

Beerus: Why is she staring at me like that?

Whis: Probably because she is obsessed with you at the moment.

Beerus: Why would she be obsessed with someone who could so easily destroy her?

Courage: BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CAT AND I LOVE YOU!!!!

Beerus: Whis, get me out of here.

Whis: Right away, my lord.

Whis and Beerus: *leave*

Courage: Aw man...

All Might: Finally, they're gone.

Me: Oh, hi, Toshi!

Bakugo: So what are we gonna do about this Lisbeth person?

Me: Uhhh... no idea... I don't wanna get near her...

Lisbeth: Aw, too afraid of the darkness within you? *smirks*

Darth Vader: Great...

Me: What happened to you, Lisbeth? We knew you were dark, but this...

You: I think I know what happened.

I: Yes, I do know, but please, work on your grammar, You. Anyways, I believe what happened is the chocolate milk.

Obi-Wan: How so?

I: All Might, in the previous chapter, drank chocolate milk. One of my personalities, however, startled him by making the comment he should get together with Izuku's mom, causing him to spout blood. Remember Lisbeth saying that the chocolate milk tasted weird?

All Might: Oh my word- she drank my blood?!

GodismyDD: Eeeewwww, mouth blood...

Courage: But it's All Might's blood, so it's funny.

GodismyDD: Nope, only when he spouts blood. This is just plain gross.

Lisbeth: And now, I have a taste for it. Now you have a vampire personality to deal with. *grins, revealing fangs*

Me: Well, then...

Myself: Does the vampire also count as the cannibal?

Lis: No, I think I'm the cannibal. I think.

Darth Vader: *tries to leave as quietly as possible*

Izuku: O.O

All Might: Uh... 0.0

Lis: *starts singing Secrets Of Wysteria*

All Might: *thinking to himself* Creepy! *leaves*

Everyone: *has snuck off*

Me: Well, we've done it again, it seems.

Lis: Yeah... anyone want some meat?

Elisabeth: As long as it isn't human, sure...

Lis: Never mind, then.

Lissy: O.O

Lisbeth: *sips red beverage in a wine glass*

Elisabeth: Please tell me that's red koolaide...

Lisbeth: Suuuuuurrrrre... koolaide... ah-huh...

Lissy: *shrieks and runs off*

Lis: I hope she knows she can't escape... we're the same mind!