Me: DARTHY! I'M BOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! UGH!!!!

Darth Vader: Of course; you call for me only when you're bored.

Me: Not true! I still love ya, Darthy! I just also really love clones and Zabraks.

Fives: With all due respect, Miss, you're....a bit creepy.

Me: YAY! *fist bumps Elisabeth*

Elisabeth: This is awesome!

Lissy: Indeed!

Fives:  As I said before, creepy.

Echo: Very creepy.

Me: I hate boredom.

Darth Vader: Then do something about it.

Me: Everything but talking to people is making me bored at the moment. I'm even watching Star Wars: The Clone Wars! Gregor....*sniff*

Lissy: I love clones...*sighs dreamily*

Elisabeth: Don't forget Zabraks! *grins*

Me: Maul....Savage....Koro....Feral....Pire....any other Zabrak that I can think of....Xoreis....

Lissy: *gets heart eyes* XOREIS!!!!!

Elisabeth: Careful there! He's married!

Lissy: I know....*sighs*

Me: Wanna hear about my dream two nights ago?

Lissy: *shrugs* I already know it, but sure.

Darth Vader: Oh dear....

Me: OKAY! *clears throat* So, there were like these stands/bench seat thingies that you sit in when at a football or baseball game. It was like the largest one in the world or something like that. For some reason, we were overlooking an ocean instead of watching a game. The waters rushed at the thing everyone sat in and knocked it over, then the whole world became an ocean.

Anakin: *slowly* The whole world became an ocean?

Me: Yup!

Darth Vader: I thought it would be crazier.

Anakin: Crazier?! That's crazy enough!

Darth Vader: They're usually crazier.

Maul: Like the dream she had about lions, giraffes, and hyenas going to battle?

Me: The first dreams I ever remember having! I must have watched The Lion King before bed....

Savage: She had one where a giant, orange Sasquatch was chasing her through the woods in her backyard.

Me: Oh yeah! And one where a polar bear was chasing me around the living room lamp. Either we shrunk, or the house grew!

Lissy: Remember when you had one where a demon possessed wooden dog with glowing red eyes kept following you through your old church? You tried everything you could but it wouldn't die until you burned it.

Me: Yeah....*shudders* Creepy....

Elisabeth: Or the one where a T-Rex chased you from the church parking lot all the way to this guy from church's house, then to your house.

Lissy: The one where a T-Rex chased her to Megan's house, and Megan kept ignoring her.

Me: I didn't like that one....minus the being chased by a T-Rex park.

Elisabeth: When Godzilla stepped on your old church and destroyed it....

Me: Godzilla's babies chasing me through the church....

I: Stop referring to yourself in the third person!

Yourself: She didn't mention me at all!

I: I didn't mean you!

Myself: Oh, look who's referring to herself in the third person now, I!

I: No I wasn't!

Lissy: Me's, just hush, please!

Other Selves: Fine....

Me: Then I had a dream where I was at church, and suddenly, some people started to become zombies. I tried warning my friend, but it was too late; her crush bit her neck, then she became a zombie. I got my mom and we left (and left my siblings behind for some weird reason) and went home. Half of our house was missing, and the backyard was infested with black cats. So many you couldn't see the ground....then next thing I know, I'm wearing a bullet proof vest, carrying a machine gun, and walking through the darkened halls of church, shooting down my once friends.

Anakin: Okay....that one is weird.

Me: Yeah. It also came true, in a sense. I learned that there was such a thing as a zombie church; a church lacking life, being Christ. Our church was just that, so we left.

Anakin: Again, weird....

Me: Before we left, my cat, Meowmie (I had her for three years) disappeared. I had a dream shortly after that that I was at the church, and there was concrete that looked like the sidewalk concrete. I found Meowmie, but she was dead and in a cage. Then the cat came to life, but looked different, and acted friendlier. A few days, maybe a week, after that, I found a male cat that looked like Meowmie at our church, on the concrete sidewalk. He was half starved, the poor thing- ribs showing. So, I took him home! :D

Anakin: That's- actually kinda cool.

Me: I CAN SEE THE FUTURE! And I had an odd thought. What if deja vu was because you had a dream about the moment that feels familiar?!

Lissy: That would be so cool!

Fives: And creepy...

Echo: Very creepy.

Anakin: So, what other dreams have you had?

Me: Hmm....well there was this one time where our swing set (in my dream) was moved to the front yard, and my brother, Daniel, and I were swinging. My mom came up to us and said that she and Papaw (her dad) were ticked off with us and that they had to 'reeducate us' in swinging. So I hopped off the swing, but Daniel didn't hear and kept swinging, then an arrow went through his chest. We all looked at Legolas, recognizing it as his arrow, and he looked for his bow and said that someone took it. So then we saw my papaw with the bow and then an old lady with a cane started chasing him down the street, scolding him for killing a little boy. Then papaw turned into Boromir, and the road became a river, and he got into a boat. And...that's where that dream ended.

Anakin: *blinks* Wow...

Me: Then I had a dream that I was Bilbo traveling with the Dwarves, and we ran past this gate to escape the hyenas, though we called them wargs....(XD) and we found this abandoned shed to sleep in. Well Bilbo(me; I was seeing through his eyes at this point) woke up before sunrise and found a note saying that if we couldn't wake everyone up before sunrise, part of the day would repeat. So I woke Thorin and he sat up- and was shirtless....then somehow I wished that I wasn't Bilbo and was me, as myself, with Thorin....it was so weird! Anyways, I showed him the note, and we kept trying to wake everyone up before sunrise, which took about three tries. Then the dreamed changed, and I was in the shed in my backyard with my brothers. My step dad, Will, had the car parked in the backyard, so the boys and I hurried in (I got into the passenger's side). Will had the windows down and was watching a grizzly bear fight a bobcat (they were only a few yards in front of us). He cheered the bobcat on, I think. My cat, Lyncoln, almost got hurt by the bear, and the bobcat saved him. Then next thing I see, the grizzly bear and bobcat are dead in our living room.

Anakin: You have some pretty strange dreams.

Me: I know! One time I had some 'friends' over, and then an orc smashed its face into the window. So I locked all the windows (even though they were already locked XD) and then went to lock the back door. Then next thing I see, I'm in my mom's closet, and the orc is holding a knife to my throat, and my brothers are behind me. Then Will saved us from the orc.

Lissy: Oh! My turn to tell one! Okay, so this dream started off with Elisabeth waking up and going to get chocolate milk. She was upset when she found out there was no milk left, then Will got some and she was happy. Then she was outside and stood next to her mom (but slightly behind her) and watched the sunrise, then grabbed a cicada that was on her mom's right shoulder.

Later that day, Elisabeth was talking to a black kitten(or small cat- female) that could talk, and her cat Lyncoln got jealous, but did nothing about it, except chase the kitten sometimes. After a little while, like that afternoon, a white and orange plane flew into a corner of the house, but the plane broke instead of the house I think. Then a helicopter and fighter jet came and battled in the front yard (to the side leading to the backyard). Elisabeth grabbed a gun and fired at them, then the dream looked like a screen, telling her how much ammo she had left. Then she had to leave because it started raining and she had to check on her siblings (her parents left to help with the battle elsewhere). She got in, and people were coming through the windows, trying  to kill them, and rain was flooding the house, so she had to close the windows. For some reason she went back outside after giving her younger siblings weapons, and when she got back, all the intruders were dead. Then the house flipped upside down! She went to her brothers' bedroom and tried to close a window, but had trouble. Frodo was in the hallway, and Sam appeared to help her close it. She didn't know what happened to the neighbor's talking black cat, or her own cat, or the dog. Then after all of that chaos, things quieted down, and she and her siblings stayed beneath the rubble, waiting for someone to rescue them.

Then in the dream, Elisabeth was sitting on a bed in their new house (a house I'd never seen before), telling her mom all about the dream. Then her mom told her a strange story that had happened a little while back, three days after the battle at their house. She said all the kids were asleep in the van, including Elisabeth, and then the van broke down, so Will got out to figure out what was up with the engine. Mom stood by the passenger side of the van, and a woman with long, straight, black hair, red lips, and smooth pale skin (also wearing an elegant dress) walked up to her, and they started talking as if they were good friends. Oh, and it was dark, cloudy, and a full moon dimly lit up the surroundings through a gap in the thick clouds.

"Do I know you?" Elisabeth's mom, Phebe, asked after a moment of silence.

"No, we never got the chance to meet." The woman replied, then looked at her with an unsettling smile and glimmer in her eye. "I died at your house three days ago."

Anakin: That actually sent a chill down my spine....

Fives: I think I've got goosebumps....that's creepy.

Echo: Aye....very creepy.

Elisabeth: The dream ended there, I think, and I, too, felt a chill go along my spine. Like not the dream me, but the me that was sleeping me. It was so odd....and creepy....

Me: You also had a dream where you were Batman's daughter.

Elisabeth: Yes! I kept trying to fly by jumping off of the roof. I landed flat on my face every time. Though in a different dream I did fly all the way to my grandparents' house- nine hours away.

Lissy: You also dreamed that this Cherokee Indian named Uncle Ned (from the Mandie Books by Lois Gladys Leppard) was your uncle, you worked for Starfleet on Enterprise under the command of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and Darth Vader was your father.

Darth Vader: *blinks* ...?

Me: Oh, I love that one! I was chased up a tree in the backyard by three brown bears, onto our neighbor's house, which was only a rocking wooden platform.

Anakin: Huh....

Lissy: In one dream, I found a robin in a next in the shed. Then I got closer, and it was under the shed. Then when I walked out, it was a giant pterodactyl. Then I ran inside because it looked at me with large, evil eyes. Then every time I looked through a window, it was there.

Elisabeth: Then I had a dream where we were in the front yard, and had to stay in the trees (the leaves were like plastic- you could walk on them too, as if it was a sturdy floor), because there were several crocodiles. Then one of my brother ran out in his underwear....such a weird dream....and I got back to the house by hopping on the crocodile's heads and then told Mom, who got the shotgun. XD

Darth Vader: How many more dreams do you have?

Elisabeth: I don't know. I'll tell just one more! I dreamed I had the One Ring, and I put it on, then I became an invisible mermaid that could swim in the air. I swam over the kitchen table. No one could see me! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Fives: Creepy...

Echo: Very creepy...

Darth Vader: Is that all you two are gonna say this chapter?

Fives: That is the only thing I know to say....

Echo: Aye, the only thing...

Lissy: Welp! I'm less bored now! For now. Later, dear readers! God bless! <3