Me: Okay, so hello peoples! This is part 2 of 'TAG! YOU'RE IT!!!'! My taggers are mentioned in the previous chapter, and the rules are posted there, but I'll re-post them in this chapter as well. Oh, yes, Darth Vader is going to be answering these questions.

Darth Vader: I am not going to do this.

Me: Yes, you are! We already agreed. Don't forget that I blackmailed you into doing this. So if you don't, then...

Darth Vader: (-_-) Fine.

Me: Yay! Okay, *calls out* Rules! Come here!

Rules: *appears out of nowhere* Ooh! Are we doing another tag!?

Me: *mutters* Stupid emotion chip. I'm going to get Han Solo for this. *to Rules* Yep! Another tag. Can you list the rules from the last chapter?

Darth Vader: And please do not add any comments. Just list them.

Rules: Okay, whatever you say, Ani!

Darth Vader: (-_-)

Rules: Rule 1: Post all the rules!
Rule 2: Answer all 20 questions!
Rule 3: The answers may be fictional for fun or privacy!

Me: Example from the last chapter was 'I am two hundred and forty six years old and I live on board the Starship Enterprise.

Rules: Rule 4: Tag must be in a book, not the comments!
Rule 5: Once you've answered the questions, ask them again at the end of the chapter, then tag twenty people to do the tag! Tag backs won't work, because the questions will be the same!
Rule 6: You have to title the chapter, "TAG! YOU'RE IT!!!"

Me: And those are the rules!

Rules: Would you like me to ask the questions?!

Me: No, that's fine. You may leave now.

Rules: Okay! *disappears*

Darth Vader: Finally!

Gimli: *appears* Who's asking the questions, lassie?

Me: Hmm... let me think... ooh... this is a hard one... ah! I got it! Maybe. Nope.

Darth Vader: *crosses arms and waits impatiently*

Me: Well, who do you think should ask the questions, Darthy?

Darth Vader: Considering I don't even want to do this, I don't care.

Me: Okay. Then let's have Obi-Wan Kenobi ask the questions!

Darth Vader: *uncrosses arms* On second thought...

Obi-Wan: *appears* I sensed that I was needed here?

Me: Yes! Would you mind asking the questions from a tag to Vader?

Obi-Wan: *glances at Vader* Not at all.

Elrond: *appears* This should be an interesting chapter.

*Thranduil, Legolas, Celeborn, Galadriel, and Avorthal appear*

Avorthal: Interesting, indeed.

Obi-Wan: 1: What is your name?

Darth Vader: Lord Vader.

Me: Nope! Given name.

Darth Vader: *glares at Lissy* This is exactly why you wanted me to do this tag, isn't it?

Me: Not the only reason. I thought this would be fun. Not for you, but for the viewers. But that may or may not be one of the reasons...

Darth Vader: *sighs* Anakin.

Obi-Wan: Impressive. I thought that was going to be a lot more difficult. 2: How old are you?

Darth Vader: You really want me to answer this one?

Me: The rules said that you had to answer ALL 20 questions.

Darth Vader: *sighs* Which age do you want to know? How old I was when I died?

Me: That would be easier than counting up all those other years... so sure.

Darth Vader: 45.

Obi-Wan: 3: Are you a boy or girl?

Darth Vader: That one is obvious.

Me: Yup! Boy! Okay, what's next?

Obi-Wan: 4: What is your favorite book/TV show/ movie?

Me: And answer truthfully, Darthy!

Darth Vader: *remains silent for a few moments before mumbling*

Me: What was that? I couldn't hear you.

Darth Vader: *quietly* A Walk To Remember.

Me: *bursts out laughing* A Walk To Remember!? I love that movie, and I've heard the book is better, but I never expected you to like it!

Darth Vader: The book is better.

Me: *laughs again*

Obi-Wan: Alright, moving on. 5: If you could meet any fictional character, who would it be?

Darth Vader: I'm already fictional. Everyone I know is fictional.

Me: Hmm... that's true... everyone you know is fictional. But there are people in reality that you don't know. They're fictional to you.

Darth Vader: Steve Harney.

Me: Hmm... he is awesome! Best illusionist ever!!!! Seriously, how does he do it!? It's like... a mind trick! It practically is! *gasps* He's like a Jedi...

Darth Vader: Except Jedi mind tricks are cooler.

Me: *shrugs*

Obi-Wan: 6: What is your favorite type of cookie? Oh, I could answer this one.

Darth Vader: Then answer it.

Me: *turns to Master Kenobi* What is it?

Obi-Wan: No bakes.

Me: Mmm!!! Those are good! Oats and chocolate are two of my favorite things. Separate and together!

Darth Vader: You like oats? Plain oats?

Me: Yes. Next question!

Obi-Wan: 7: If you could go anywhere, fictional or real, where would it be?

Darth Vader: The Old Forest.

Me: *shudders* That place fills me with awe and dread... I love it, but I despise it... I sure am glad Tom Bombadil lives there! His house is a refuge in the midst of danger.

Obi-Wan: 8: Have you ever met the president of anything; even of a business?

Darth Vader: No. Only Jedi knights, masters, and Sith lords. And witches.

Me: *shudders* The night sisters, or whatever they were called?

Obi-Wan: Ah, yes. I remember that.

Me: *shudders again* Okay, moving on!

Obi-Wan: 9: What is your favorite color?

Darth Vader: Black.

Obi-Wan: 10: What is your favorite food?

Darth Vader: Homemade chicken noodle soup. The way Elisabeth's mother makes it.

Me: Mmm!!!! That's some good soup. Very nice on a cool fall or freezing winter afternoon.

Darth Vader: That's one thing we agree on.

Obi-Wan: And I must agree, as well. It is very good soup. 11: Name a random thing and be crazily random in your answer.

Darth Vader: Once there was a dark, dark world. In that dark, dark world, was a dark, dark land. In that dark, dark land, was a dark, dark house. In that dark, dark house, was a dark, dark closet. In that closet, was a dark, dark box. In that dark, dark box, was another dark, dark box. In that dark, dark box, was another dark, dark box; and in that dark, dark box, was....

...a yellow jellybean.

Me: Wow, that's the most random we've ever got out of you! My Uncle Kent told me that 'story' one time. I was really little, and by the way he was saying it I thought it was going to be some kind of scary story. I was so surprised to find out that it was a little yellow jellybean!

Obi-Wan: 12: Answer as to how you were introduced to your favorite thing from number 4.

Darth Vader: Elisabeth introduced me to A Walk To Remember, in a way. She happened to be watching it, so I, having nothing else to do, watched it. I expected it to be boring, but it really wasn't. It was sad. It reminded me of Padme.

Me: Aaaaawwww..... ):

Darth Vader: *Quickly changes subject* Next question.

Obi-Wan: 13: Do you have a favorite number? What is it and why?

Darth Vader: My favorite number is 8. The reason is because it means 'a new beginning'.

Me: That's cool!

Obi-Wan: 14: Describe an interesting (and/or disgusting) thing you have eaten.

Darth Vader: There are several things I've eaten on Tatooine that would be considered disgusting, so I'm not getting into that.

Obi-Wan: Yes, that may take awhile. 15: Do you consider yourself a fangirl/fanboy? If so, then of what?

Darth Vader: The Lord of the Rings is my fandom. The book, not the movie. And, of course, Doctor Who.

Me: Now we're talking!

*Vader and Lissy high-five*

Obi-Wan: Doctor Who is definitely a fantastic TV show. 16: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton or Harold Saxon for President?

Darth Vader: Trump trumps all.

Me: Haha! Good one.

Darth Vader: But if I had my way, Abraham Lincoln would come back to life and be President.

Me: I SSSOOOO feel you there! Honest Abe, my favorite President.

Legolas: Indeed. You named your cat after him.

Me: Indeed I did! He looks like a lynx, so Lincoln is spelled Lyncoln, and his first middle name is Abraham! XP Okay, Obi-Wan, what's next?

Obi-Wan: 17: Describe yourself in one sentence.

Darth Vader: A formerly evil dark lord who is trying to become a better and less evil person.

Me: That's pretty accurate.

Obi-Wan: 18: Do you think aliens exist?

Darth Vader: Considering that they do exist in my world, yes, yes I do.

Obi-Wan: 19: What's your favorite song/band?

Darth Vader: Band, Skillet; song, Monster by Skillet.

Me: Of course. The only song you don't like is Falling Inside The Black (which is the song above, by the way).

Obi-Wan: I can understand that. 20: Why did you join Wattpad?

Darth Vader: I didn't join by choice, I was forced, as I am a part of GodismyDD's imagination. Although, it is growing on me.

Me: Yay!!!! I'm such an awesome influence!

Elrond: I believe the correct word would be 'geeky'.

Teal'c: *appears* A geeky influence, indeed. *disappears*

Me: Yay!!!! I'm geeky!!!!!

Darth Vader: Only you would consider being a geek the world's greatest compliment.

Me: Of course! *smiles, revealing her braces and elastics* It's who I am!

Darth Vader: *smiles*