Me: Previously, Darth Vader, Me/Lissy/Eruwaedhiel/I/Many-More-Selves entered The Prancing Pony in Bree to discover that many others from several other fandoms were there: such as Batman, The Doctor, Phineas, Ferb and Perry, Katniss, Susan, and many others.

Legolas, Katniss, Thranduil, Bard, Kili, Thorin, Merida and Susan are having an archery contest-

Darth Vader: I think we forgot to mention one thing preciously.

Me: What's that?

Darth Vader: We forgot to mention that they had several people from every fandom watching the contest. Hawkeye was there as well: he just said that it would be unfair if he were to compete.

Me: Oh, right. Well, that happened. Anyways...

Darth Vader: Wait! I find our lack of an announcer disturbing.

Me: Ah, right! Who should our announcer be? Maybe Aragorn?

Darth Vader: Or Phineas and Ferb. They have been announcers before.

Me: Very true. But maybe we should choose someone unexpected.

Darth Vader: Who do you have in mind? Deadpool?

Me: No way! I don't know his personality, and I can't see the movie because it's over TV-17. It's rated R! And from what I've heard about it, I don't think I'd want to watch it until I'm, like, forty.

Darth Vader: Hmm... how about *whispers in Me's ear*

Me: *grins and nods*

Unknown: And all but one arrow has hit the center! Sorry Susan, but it looks like you're out of the competition!

Peter: You did good, Susan!

Susan: *smiles as she walks toward her siblings, who are in the stands*

Unknown: Now, on to round two! The next archery scene- *pauses and waits for a new scene*

GodismyDD: *adds a tree per archer with a target hanging from a branch*

Unknown: Thank you. Anyways, there's the next archery scene! I forgot what I was originally going to say while waiting for the author. *glares at GodismyDD, who shrugs* Our remaining archers are Legolas of Mirkwood, Katniss from- wherever she's from, Susan of Narnia, Bard the Dragon Slayer of Laketown, Thorin, Son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under the Mountain, his nephew Kili, and Merida of... Disneyland. Good luck!

Darth Vader: I feel we could've done better with the announcer.

Me: *shrugs* Who doesn't love Daffy Duck?

Darth Vader: Bugs Bunny is loved by fans more than Daffy Duck.

Me: Fine.

GodismyDD: *writes Bugs Bunny in as the other announcer*

Bugs Bunny: Okay, get ready, get set, fire!

Daffy Duck: *ducks as if he's going to get shot any moment*

Bugs Bunny: Don't worry, Daff, it's rabbit season. I'm the one that should be afraid.

Daffy Duck: *glares at Bugs* How do I know you're not just tricking me like every other time?

Bugs Bunny: *shrugs* I suppose you'll find out one way or another.

*Legolas, Thranduil, Thorin, Kili, Merida and Katniss fire. This time, all but two hit the center of the target*

Bugs Bunny: Yer out!

Daffy Duck: This isn't baseball you cotton brains. *calls down* Better luck next time, losers!

Bugs Bunny: He doesn't mean the losers part! He's just upset.

*Thranduil and Thorin walk back to the stands, glaring at each other just about the whole way*

Darth Vader: Hmm, obviously Kili and Legolas didn't learn everything they know from Thranduil and Thorin.

Me: Yeah, there was definitely someone else that taught them.

Darth Vader: Or they had no practice.

Me: Yeah, or that.

Daffy Duck: NEXT SCENE!

GodismyDD: *to Me and Darth Vader* What should the next scene be? I hadn't thought of it?

Me: Huh, I'm not sure. Better freeze this scene real quick before everyone gets impatient.

Doctor: Can't decide?

Darth Vader: Well, you know Elisabeth.

Me: Yeah... we have trouble with-

GodismyDD: Decision making sometimes. Hmm... ah! They have to hit the targets, which happen to be on the other side of a river. So you'll need good eyes-

Me: And excellent aim. Or the other way around.

GodismyDD: Probably both, you ding-dong.

Darth Vader: Ha! You called yourself a ding-dong.

Me: That we did.

Doctor: Well, let's get back to the contest, shall we?

GodismyDD: *writes the next scene* Ah! A beautiful river, that is!

Daffy Duck: Ready...

Bugs Bunny: Set...

Daffy and Bugs: Fire!

*Six arrows flew across the river, and two landed in the water. In Legolas' target were four arrows in the center: and in Merida's and Katniss's there was one each. Kili was the one that hadn't gotten any*

Daffy and Bugs: Sorry Kili, but you're out!

*Kili walks to the stands and sits with Thorin and Fili*

Fili: Nice try, Kili! *ruffles his hair*

Daffy Duck: We are down to three contestants, folks!

Bugs Bunny: And down to the final scene/obstacle or whatever we're calling it! However, there may be one more surprise obstacle/scene if there is a tie.

Daffy Duck: But if you tie again, then it's a tie.

Bugs Bunny: Yes, because otherwise it would take forever.

Daffy Duck: Anyways, NEXT SCENE!

GodismyDD: *writes three horses: one of them being Angus, another being Black Beauty, and another being Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron*

Daffy Duck: Now here you have horses. You will ride through that path in the woods-

Bugs Bunny: And hit every target.

Daffy Duck: As usual, the one that misses the center will be out!

Bugs Bunny: Have fun!

*Legolas mounts Spirit, Katniss mounts Black Beauty, and Merida mounts Angus (of course). Then they take off down the path, horses at a trot, and take aim. Then they each fire. There were a row of seven targets. There were three arrows in six of them, but in the seventh were only two*

Daffy Duck: And Katniss is out!

Bugs Bunny: Unbelievable!

Katniss: *dismounts and scowls at Legolas* You win this round, blondie.

Merida: *turns to Legolas after she and he dismount* Looks like it's just you and me now!

Bugs Bunny: Legolas, Merida, do you want to go for one more round, or will you settle for this tie?

*Legolas and Merida look at each other knowingly*

Merida: We'll do one more round.

Daffy Duck: They'll do one more round! The most dangerous round! They may not come back alive! Oh no! They-

Bugs Bunny: *forces Daffy's bill closed so he can't talk* Ignore him, he's being dramatic. NEXT SCENE!

GodismyDD: *grins* Alrighty!

*Suddenly, the ground is covered with fog and it is dark. The full moon and stars shine through the gaps in the thick clouds. A forest grows around Merida and Legolas, and a screen appears in front of the audience so they can see what's going on.*

Bugs Bunny: This one takes place in... The Old Forest. In it you will meet all kinds of danger: nothing you can't handle, of course.

Daffy Duck: And if you die, GodismyDD will just write you back to life.

Legolas: I do not like the sound of that.

Merida: I think she has been spending too much time with that friend of hers: what was his name, Vader?

Legolas: Yes, Darth Vader.

Bugs Bunny: In this old forest you will meet Wargs, big huge bears, and goblins/orcs. You must kill three of each to win. Good luck, and don't die. First one to die loses.

Legolas and Merida: *gulp*

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Well, that was an unexpected twist, wasn't it?!

Darth Vader: Wait, this isn't over already, is it?

Me: Yep! I've got to think up of an interesting battle scene.

GodismyDD: Which shouldn't be too terribly difficult.

Me: Yeah! After all, this is a book of randomness: where absolutely ANYTHING can happen.

Darth Vader: And slightly frightening/disturbing things.

Me: Indeed!

GodismyDD: Well, see you next time on Something Unexpected! Bye!