A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Oh, and at The Prancing Pony...

Darth Vader and Me: *walk into The Prancing Pony and gape with eyes as wide as saucers*

I: Wait, wait, wait! How can you tell that Darth Vader's eyes are as wide as saucers? You can't even see his eyes!

Me: Why does everyone always ask me that?! I can just tell, all right!?

I: Uh-huh, okay, whatever. Now, what are they staring and gaping at?

Me: Well, if you would just let me continue with this story instead of answering your questions, you'd find out! 

I: Fine. Hey, what do you think Legolas would do if he met Will Turner?

Me: *thinks about that* Wow... that'd be so cool! Fantastic!

Darth Vader: *appears* What are you doing? Time there is now frozen.

Me: Then how did-

Darth Vader: It doesn't matter. Can we please just continue with this story?

I: Yeah! You're taking forever!

Me: *glares at I and sorta shouts* You are the one that interrupted me in the first place! Now, yes, let's continue!

Me: Well, this is something I never thought I would see.

Darth Vader: Yeah... what is Batman doing in Middle-Earth?

Me: I have no idea. And look! There's Spiderman!

Darth Vader: And Superman.

Me: And The Hulk.

Darth Vader: And The Wolverine.

Me: Ooh, really?! Ah! I love The Wolverine! Too bad he can't remember anything about...

Darth Vader: Let's not get into that.

*As the two of them stand there and talk- well, Me does- they observe all that's going on in The Prancing Pony. Batman, Superman, Spiderman, The Hulk, and The Wolverine, as you know, are already there. P-*

You: I'm not there! What do you mean 'you'?

Me: I was talking to the readers! Now go away!

*Alright, sorry about that. Now, where was I?*

Tenth Doctor: You were telling us who all is at The Prancing Pony. *whisper-shouts* I'm there as well!

Me: Ah, right! Thanks, Doctor.

*Perry the Platypus was also there with Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and The Tenth Doctor was there. Darth Vader and Me already knew that, however, for they traveled here with him. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were here as well, and a walking emoji with glasses and bucked teeth sat at a table sipping on some root beer.*

Darth Vader: Root beer?

Me: Yes. Why? What's so wrong with root beer in Middle-Earth? Non-alcoholic, I might add. They've recently invented it! Did you know it's made out of a certain type of tree root?

Darth Vader: ... Just get back to the story.

*A T-Rex of seven feet tall stood in the corner, conversing with a snow white Unicorn. Sully and Mikey were here as well, and Elsa, Anna, Sven, Kristoff and Olaf were sitting at another table. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Mace Windew, Yoda, Anakin-*

Darth Vader: Wait, what is Anakin doing here?

Me: Um... I'm not sure... Hey look! Ahsoka's here too!

Darth Vader: So, is this past me?

Me: Or it's just another you... I mean look. They look as if they're in spirit form or whatever.

Darth Vader: This still makes no sense. Look, there's another you in the corner.

Me: Oh, that could be Eruwaedhiel, my elf self. It could even be my dragon self. Or my skin-changer self... not to be confused with skin-walker, of course.

Darth Vader: What's the difference?

Me: A skin-walker is a witch. A skin-changer is a man with the natural ability to shape-shift.

Darth Vader: Ah.

Me: Anyways...

*Rose Tyler is with the Doctor, of course. Now, who else was here? Ah, yes! There I see Bard, and there's Thranduil, there's Legolas, and there's- Will Turner? With Elizabeth Swan? And he's talking to Legolas... and there's Captain Jack Sparrow talking to Willy Wonka and Charlie!*

Me: This is getting a bit strange...

Darth Vader: Look, there's Katniss, and Peeta, and Four, and Tris.

Me: Oh, that's just weird.

Darth Vader: And there's Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White-

Me: Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White are here in the same room?

Darth Vader: Not only that. They're talking to each other. And talking to Aragorn and Arwen.

Me: Hey! There's Captain Archer! And he's talking to Captain Kirk, and Janeway, and Picard, and Sisko... whoa...

Darth Vader: What?

Me: Spock and Tuvok are in the same room! And Legolas, and Will Turner, and Peeta, and Four, and, and, and, and, *repeats and over and over again until she breaks down and smoke comes out of her ears*

Darth Vader: Oh great, another fangirl overload.

Me: *gets better* Oh this is so awesome!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: Weren't we going to do something?

Me: Oh, right! We were going to go ask Batman how he got here.

Darth Vader and Me: *walk over to Batman*

Me: Hey, Batman! Long time no see!

Batman: Oh, hello Lissy. What are you doing here?

Me: I was just traveling with The Doctor. Rose has never been to Middle-Earth, so awhile back we came here with him. She's seen The Shire so far, and now this place. Now we've got Rivendell, Lothlorien, Mirkwood, Moria, and Erebor to see. And probably many other places: except for Mordor and the Dead Marshes. How did you get here?

Batman: You really wanna know?

Superman: *who is sitting across from Batman at a table* You really shouldn't have asked that.

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

Me: I should've seen that coming.

Superman: Yes, you should have.

*Phineas and Ferb enter The Prancing Pony. Perry quickly puts his hat away and gets on all fours*

Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus! Where'd you go? *sees Perry in 'pet mode'* Oh, hello there! Wow, everywhere I go there are platypuses- platypi- platypeople? Well, whatever. Hmm... I'll call you...

Phineas: *walks over with Ferb following behind* Oh, there you are Perry!

Doofenshmirtz: Perry? Are all platypuses named Perry?

Phineas: *picks up Perry and is holding him* In a perfect world, yes.

Ferb: That line sounds oddly familiar.

Doctor: *overhears conversation and smiles to himself, knowing exactly why it sounds familiar as he has seen the Phineas and Ferb movie (Across the 2nd Dimension) before* Quite Ood indeed.

Me: Well, things here are getting strange.

Darth Vader: Things have always been strange, but I must say that things indeed have gotten even stranger.

Yoda: A funny chapter this will be, yes, hmm.

Katniss: *to Legolas* So, you're an archer too, huh blondie?

Legolas: *replying to Katniss* Yes, that I am. I have heard that you are too.

Katniss: I'll bet that I'm better than you.

Legolas: Oh, is that so?

Kili: *appears out of nowhere, along with Gimli, Fili, Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Dori, Nori, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur* Oh, come now! No one could beat me in an archery contest.

Thorin: *raises an eyebrow and smirks: turns to Kili* Is that so? Now, who exactly taught you all you know of archery?

Thranduil: *appears* And who taught you all you know about archery? Who was it again? I feel that I know him... oh, yes, that's right! It was me!

Thorin: *rolls eyes*

Me: Say what now?

Eruwaedhiel: Well, that was quite unexpected.

Legolas: Ada, you taught the dwarf all he knows about archery?

Thranduil: And sword fighting.

Legolas: *looks from Kili, to Thorin, to Thranduil, to Katniss* Then I challenge you to an archery contest!

Bard: *walks over* Not without me, you don't! I still must prove to you that I am the better archer.

Legolas: Mm-hmm. Sure.

Thranduil: We'll see about that, mortal!

Darth Vader: Things here are beginning to get awesome.

Me: Yeah! Fantastic, even!

*Suddenly, Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Lucy Heartfilia, Wendy, Sting, Rogue, Gajeel, Laxus, and several others from Fiore show up*

Natsu: Hey Lissy! What's going on?

Me: Legolas, Thranduil, Thorin, Kili, Bard and Katniss are going to have an archery competition!

Susan: *appears* And let's not forget about me.

Me: Oh, hello! What's new in Narnia?

Edmund: Nothing, really.

Lucy: Except for the fact that Aslan is finally back!

Peter: How could anyone forget that, Edmund?

Edmund: *rolls eyes and mutters* Shut up.

Merida: And what about me? If there's any archery contest going on, then I must participate!

Legolas: Alright, you two may join as well.

Lucy: Are Celestial Spirits aloud?

Thranduil: I'm not sure... let me check the rule book. *pulls out a HUGE HUGE HHHHUUUUUGGGGEEEE book and looks through it for a whole ten minutes* Ah, here it is!

Lucy: Well, what does it say?

Thranduil: Oh, sorry, I meant I found the archery section. *flips a few more pages* Okay, here it is. No, I'm afraid no Celestial Spirits are aloud. They can only be used with other 'magic' users, and since we're not 'magic' users...

Lucy: I get it. That's okay. For once I'll be glad to just watch.

Darth Vader: What's with 'magic'?

Me: Well, in my imagination it's not magic, it's only called that. I can't think of a... non-demonic or whatever term for it.

Darth Vader: God-given powers?

Me: Hmm... that may work...

~Outside at an Archery Range~

*Legolas, Thranduil, Bard, Katniss, Susan, Kili, Thorin and Merida are outside, bows and arrows at the ready*

Me: On your mark, get set, release!

*They all released their arrows, and all but one hit the center*

Everyone in this story: *waits for GodismyDD to write some more*

Darth Vader: Well, aren't you going to write any more?

GodismyDD: Nah, not at the moment. It'll be time for me to eat soon, and I like cliffhangers. Plus the chapters in this book aren't typically this long. So I may have to just have continuations. Yes, continuations.

Thranduil: Fine. But I'll bet one of my arrows hit the target.

Legolas: Mine too.

Kili: I definitely hit the center!

Thorin: I know I had to have.

Merida: Same here! I never miss!

Katniss: I'll bet I hit the center and blondie over here didn't!

Susan: *remains silent, as she thinks this argument or whatever is ridiculous*

Me: *to the readers* Who do you think missed the center? Answer in the comments below! :D