Me: YES!!!! IT'S FINALLY SATURDAY!!!!!!! NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: Great. Saturday. She has no school. *annoyed face* Don't you have anything better to do in your free time?

Me: NOPE! I mean I could go outside and swing and listen to LOTR/TH music... but I was already sitting out there for, like, an HOUR!!!! Or more. It's usually more. And anyways... I wanna sit under the fan in the living room! I wish we had air conditioning.

Darth Vader: You're telling me! I have to wear this black suit.

Me: Ohhhhhh.... that must be so uncomfortable! Hey.... I'm gonna come up with a song parody.

Darth Vader: *mentally groans* Now?

Me: YEP! *clears throat*

     OH GIVE ME A HOME
     WITH AIR CONDITIONING
     SO I WILL NOT SWEAT ALL DAY LONG!

Darth Vader: You do realize that doesn't rhyme, right?

Me: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: O_O

Me: You can sing the next part.

Darth Vader: I don't sing.

Me: Come on! If you can speak then you can sing! And anyways I've heard you sing before. It's good!

Darth Vader: *sighs* You won't leave me alone until I sing, will you?

Me: NOPE!

Darth Vader: *growls* Fine.

     Someone please help me
     This teenager's crazy

Thorin: *appears* The Sith Lord is certainly not wrong!   

Me: Bravo! Awesome singing!!!!!

Darth Vader: *to Thorin and Me* Tell anyone about this and I will choke you.

Thorin: Yeah, yeah yeah, we've been through this before.

Me: No problem! Now... SOMEONE PLEASE BUY AN AIR CONDITIONER!!