Quenderin
Immo: Aiya! Im sarme mi Quenderin! :D
Darth Vader: Yeah, I'm sure they know.
Immo: La ilquen sinte Eldarin, Anakin.
Darth Vader: I am not, I repeat, NOT Anakin!
Immo: No le nar!
Darth Vader: No, I'm not!
Immo: No le nar, ar sa na manar!
Darth Vader: *sighs* I'm still not Anakin.
Immo: No le nar!
Darth Vader: Bado mibo orch, Eruwaedhiel.
Immo: O_O Im faila ...
Darth Vader: *smirks* Do they not have the word 'realized' in Quenya?
Immo: Lau.
Darth Vader: *chuckles* As you were saying ...
Immo: Le hanya ar quet Eldarin?
Darth Vader: Yes, I do.
Immo: ...
*Legolas and Gimli appear*
Legolas: Suilad, Eruwaedhiel.
Darth Vader: She's speaking in Quenya today.
Legolas: *It is a good thing I learned Quenya, then.
Gimli: *sarcastic* Oh, great!
Immo: *lande* Nanyë nyérinqua!
Darth Vader: I doubt that. So... this chapter is boring.
Immo(Me): Hmm... it is, isn't it?
Gimli: Finally you speak so that we all understand!
Immo(Me): Yeah. But it's so much fun speaking when no one understands! Then they give you this 'huh?' kind of look!
Legolas: Yes, it is rather amusing. Why did you stop speaking in Elvish?
Immo(Me): Because the reality me speaks some Elvish but can't speak it completely. Only some phrases and a few words.
Legolas: *nods* Ai, henion.
Immo(Me): Hey, you just used Sindarin in a chapter of my book titled Quenderin!
Legolas: Sorry.
Immo(Me): Eh, no problem. At least we're not using Dwarvish in an Elvish chapter! That'd just be strange.
Gimli: It wouldn't be that strange.
Everyone: ...
Darth Vader: So ... why are we here?
Immo(Me): Because I wanted to speak in Elvish. Yeah, this one's not really funny. I'm out of funny stuff at the moment though.
Legolas: Mhm. Well, I am going to get chocolate milk.
Immo(Me): CHOCOLATE MILK?! I WANT SOME TOO!!!!!!
Gimli: *mutters* Like you need any.
GodismyDD: Yes, we do need some!
Gimli: Aren't you the author?
Immo(Me): NO! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
GodismyDD: But it's so fun! :D
Immo(Me): Yeah, it is. Well, anyways... CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: NNNNOOOOO!!!!!
~Somewhere Out in Time and Space~
The Doctor: *pushes a big red button that accidentally reverses time* Hmm... you'd think I'd know better than to do that. Well, hope that didn't do anything drastic!
~Back to Me/Immo/GodismyDD/Eruwaedhiel, Darth Vader, Legolas and Gimli~
Darth Vader: *disappears*
GodismyDD/Immo/Me: *disappear*
Legolas, Gimli and Eruwaedhiel: *Get transported to Middle-Earth and don't remember this whole entire chapter*
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
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