My Sad Life Of Lonely Boredness
*Elisabeth is sitting in her living room on the couch in major boredom and sadness, watching Looney Tunes.*
Bugs: *points Elmer's gun at Daffy* Duck season!
Daffy: *points gun back at Bugs* Wabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Wabbit season!
Bug: *moves barrel to Daffy, then back to himself* WABBIT SEASON!
Daffy: *points gun at himself* DUCK SEASON!
Bugs: Wabbit season!
Daffy: I say it's Duck Season, and I say fire!
Elmer: *shoots Daffy*
Daffy: *glares at Bugs* You're despicable.
Jewel(the dachshund): *jumps onto couch and starts whining for unknown reasons- possibly boredom and loneliness*
Elisabeth: *ignores her, then feels bad because she feels the exact same way Jewelsie does so she pets her*
Jewel: *climbs into Elisabeth's lap*
Elisabeth: *pets her for awhile then stops*
Jewel: *whines*
Elisabeth: *pets her more*
Looney Tunes: *ends*
Elisabeth: *sighs, not wanting to get up due to the fact that Jewel is keeping her warm*
Jewel: *lays head down*
Lyncoln(Elisabeth's cat): *meows*
Siblings: *playing and talking in their bedrooms*
Parents: *talking to each other and baby Rachel in bedroom*
Elisabeth: *slips into an even sadder state*
Lyncoln: *trills*
Elisabeth: *trills back*
Lyncoln: *trills*
Elisabeth: *trills back then meows*
Lyncoln: *trills then meows*
Elisabeth: *sighs again in lonely boredness*
Anakin: *interrupts story* What is this!?
Darth Vader: The sad, lonely, bored and depressed her.
Anakin: Well, it needs to stop because it's-
Elisabeth: Boring? Yeah. Welcome to my boring life.
Anakin: If you don't want to get up to get another Looney Tunes disc, then why not watch something on Netflix?
Elisabeth: Internet's out. *hears one of Will's cats growling and her cat trying to be friendly* Precious! Be nice to my baby!!!! If you dare lay a claw on him, you will get a squirt bottle to the face!
Cats: *calm down*
Jewel: *gets up to get a drink*
Elisabeth: *gets up and puts new Looney Tunes disc in*
Jewel: *steals Elisabeth's spot on the couch*
Elisabeth: *picks Jewelsie up, kisses top of her head, then sets her back down in her lap*
Anakin: So, um... Is life always this dull?
Elisabeth: Every day is different; there are just always these boring moments. Thursdays are actually our busiest. My siblings go to gymnastics and I go to a friend's house or stay home alone.
Anakin: Staying home alone sounds boring...
Elisabeth: *smiles* Actually, home alone is AWESOME!! It's quiet, I'm alone, and it's quiet, and I get to do whatever I want, and it's quiet! Oh, and we get soda pop on Thursdays. Don't get me wrong, however; I LOVE going to my friend's house (SBGBWB)! Only social interaction I get besides my Wattpad friends and my imaginary friends...
Darth Vader: You and your friend together... *chuckles*
Elisabeth: You were there!? What all did you hear...?
Darth Vader: Well, I heard you read Megan your roleplay with ARC_Trooper_Fives and ChristianWriter16 from the Star Wars Clone Wars RP book in Geonosis by Grnbunny16.
Elisabeth: Heh-heh... It's an interesting roleplay.
Darth Vader: And romantic.
Anakin: *raises eyebrows* Oh, really now?
Elisabeth: *rolls eyes* Yes. And it was pretty interesting. And I want to see if I can write a book based on that, because I can't find a single story on here about a Clone and a Jedi falling in love.
Anakin: A Jedi and a Clone, eh?
Elisabeth: Yup. It. Is. ADORABLE! Hey... I got an idea for a cooler story...
Darth Vader: Good, because you began writing this one about two days ago.
Elisabeth: Yeah... I was very bored. ANYWAYS! Oh wait... what was it... I was thinking about it this morning...
Darth Vader: You mean while you were brushing your teeth and singing?
Anakin: At the same time!?
Elisabeth: *nods* Yep. At the same time. *walks to the kitchen and steps on a bug* Uh-oh! Better not tell Flick I accidentally killed his friend...
Darth Vader: Technically this would be premeditated murder since you were thinking about putting this in your book this morning.
Elisabeth: But it was gonna be a lightning bug, not a regular bug.
Darth Vader and Elisabeth: *bicker about whether or not this was murder*
Anakin: It was a bug! Not like it was human!!
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